Bortis Yelltzen said:
There will be no review until I have at least 50 miles and/or 15,000 ft of vert on it, which ever comes first. Right now it only has about 36 miles and 7000 ft of vert

. B
That's a long term review; a PRO REVIEW is along the likes of:
You take it out of the box, look it over carefully, notice how shiney and smooth it is. Is it pretty?
Fiddle with the knobs; they turn clockwise, AND counter clockwise. Do they feel the same? What can you conclude about the shocks performance by the feeling of the detent positions?
Feel the weight of it in your hand; yup, feels like a good coil shock. Feels like there's lots of oil in there, and lots of fancy passageways for the oil to flow to. Who cares where, just as long as it makes squishy sounds when it compresses and extends. Now that's a nice shock!
Mount it on your bike; does it accentuate the appearance of your bike, or clash with your interpretation of bike design? This is somewhat subjective, but important. You just spent a sheetload of money; it better look right with your bike, or you're gonna have to sell one or the other.
Parking lot test: this is optional, as it involves actually making the shock move. Does it bounce? Does it bounce nicely? How much can you speculate about the shock's trail performance from the parking lot test? [Most PRO REVIEWERS don't have time or desire to actually ride a test bike in real conditions].
This is how Robb Ssutton does his PRO REVIEWS more or less