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oggy?

oh no... i know you like me, but i hate to disapoint you... i do prefer women, not that there is anything wrong with your desires...

sorry... try peter or andrew... if you dont knock on the door, they won't open, for sure...

California L33 said:
OK, I finally finished vomiting. I was about to argue in favor of Lycra, but Jiminy Cricket! Back when I was swimming you could wear Speedos as tight as you wanted, but there were rules about what you could show, and tricks of stowage to avoid the DQ. Why don't these guys just cut out the nipples, put on leather helmets, and call themselves the Polish National Sausage Team? Excuse me. I think I'm going to be sick again.

Seriously, if you're going to wear baggies, you've got to get some support. .(Nashbar actually has "cycling underwear" in the form of all Coolmax, no opening briefs. I know, I said the "N" word, but it's fast drying and doesn't have a bunch of extra seems to rub against your skin.) There's nothing worse than having a piece of personal equipment find its way between the saddle and your thigh as you're hammering along. It's much worse if the saddle has a flat top and relatively vertical sides (like a lot of low cost and "mountain bike" saddles) instead of a continuous curve like a traditional road racing saddle
 
I say that if they make the lycra in ur size and it fits then wear it. I have trouble with baggies getting caught on my seat and since i have big thighs I also find that I can't get my full pedal stroke.

And now y'all are worried about fuschia jerseys....... Which of you is man enough to go and ride a pink bike??? Pink is the hottest colour this year. In snowboard gear and as well as Bikes. I see Specialized actually has a pink Epic offered for 2007!
 
Oggie and Cali - stay the hell away from my doors. Front door, back door, driver's door ..... all of them. There's a "No Soliciting" sign on all of them ..... it's a long, skinny finger pointing upwards from the middle of a fist.


Doug - PINK?!??!?! Oh man, you gotta stop looking at the '03 brochures. :nono: Oh, btw, if you start seeing camo all over the place, that's the '04 stuff. When you start seeing carbon then you're getting close. ;)


Going to MEC tomorrow after work. Gotta buy some "stuff". I'll have a look at the lycra shorts and pants. Maybe if i'm lucky I won't scare the customers away. "EEEEK!!!! A scarecrow in tights!!!!!!!!!!!" :p :D Otherwise i'll stick with my legs warmers ..... that's as lycra as i'm getting. :thumbsup:
 
Ahhh c,mon Andrew....aren't you one of those metrosexual types in Toronto??? Specialized is making some kewl pink bikes as well as KONA!

07 is gonna be great year... are you man enough to be seen riding a pink bike?????

We got some snow up on the mtns but the biking isn;t finished yet. I still ride to work everyday. And plan a couple of more good rides before i hop on the board
 
Andrew is cute with leg warmers...

skihillguy said:
Ahhh c,mon Andrew....aren't you one of those metrosexual types in Toronto??? Specialized is making some kewl pink bikes as well as KONA!

07 is gonna be great year... are you man enough to be seen riding a pink bike?????

We got some snow up on the mtns but the biking isn;t finished yet. I still ride to work everyday. And plan a couple of more good rides before i hop on the board
i know... hairy boy got caught glazing at Andrew's legs not that long ago...
 
osokolo said:
i know... hairy boy got caught glazing at Andrew's legs not that long ago...
I sooooo don't wanna know what you guys were talking about tonight. I mean, I don't mind being the center of attention every once in a while, but not THAT kind.

Now, if it was Mere or Mystk, that's another story. :thumbsup: ;)
 
AndrewTO said:
Now, if it was Mere or Mystk, that's another story. :thumbsup: ;)
I have been lurking and have tried to stay out of this topic!:eek:

I personally would prefer baggies for myself - had bad luck finding either for a reasonable price at the Bike show in my size... wearing tight jeans and wearing tight spandex are two different things ...

Andrew - Leave my buns in tight shorts out of this conversation!:ciappa:
 
osokolo said:
i know... hairy boy got caught glazing at Andrew's legs not that long ago...
aye, but now the cold weather is rolling in...time for man tights...grown men shaving legs and sporting leotards...why is it ******** throw bottles at cyclists again???

after a late lap at albion i wore my baggies over my man tights and hit main street station a coupla fridays ago ...it was biker night...interesting...
 
nogearshere said:
...time for man tights...

...it was biker night...interesting...
Darn I missed you in man tights:madman:

I would have no problem blending into biker night, next time you can walk in there with me Noggs and I'll give them the hand signal that you're with me and you're OK:D
 
1mystk said:
Darn I missed you in man tights:madman:

I would have no problem blending into biker night, next time you can walk in there with me Noggs and I'll give them the hand signal that you're with me and you're OK:D
watcha doin' with bikers girl?

you know these guys wearing hells angels or bandido jackets are tough company? I wouldn't go there with Noggs in tights - they'd steal your boy and molest him right in front of you... tsk, tsk...
 
osokolo said:
watcha doin' with bikers girl?

you know these guys wearing hells angels or bandido jackets are tough company? I wouldn't go there with Noggs in tights - they'd steal your boy and molest him right in front of you... tsk, tsk...
i have them pretty much convinced it is a super hero suit...back from a hard day of fighting crime...i get left alone...all alone in fact.

probably all the broken glass around the table.
 
i bet $100

nogearshere said:
i have them pretty much convinced it is a super hero suit...back from a hard day of fighting crime...i get left alone...all alone in fact.

probably all the broken glass around the table.
that mystk wouldn't have left you alone...:nono: :nono: :nono: nooooooo way....
 
1mystk said:
Andrew - Leave my buns in tight shorts out of this conversation!:ciappa:
What?!?!? What'd I say, what'd I say?!??!?!!? Geez, you couldn't know me that well already. :nono:

Okay, i'll keep them out of this conversation and just keep looking at the pictures. :D
 
skihillguy said:
I say that if they make the lycra in ur size and it fits then wear it. I have trouble with baggies getting caught on my seat and since i have big thighs I also find that I can't get my full pedal stroke.

And now y'all are worried about fuschia jerseys....... Which of you is man enough to go and ride a pink bike??? Pink is the hottest colour this year. In snowboard gear and as well as Bikes. I see Specialized actually has a pink Epic offered for 2007!
I think the problem wasn't specifically with fuchsia, but with any light color. Look at the Polish team photo. The light colors allow for shadows to be easily seen- hence bulges, and as such don't make for the most modest of skin tight shorts.
 
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