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Dateline: Las Vegas

I had the extreme pleasure of visiting Brent at the PW booth and squeezing, stroking, touching some of the steel and ti goodness that was on display. One of which was our own beloved Neville's new creation (no, not his custom PW trash can caddy....that's still in R&D).

It's Big. It's Black. It's Beautiful. Neville must be a big boy because this bike is size Large with a capital L. I'm six-one and could barely get a leg over the top tube - forget about reaching the saddle. Aosty and I convinced Brent to let us wheel it around the expo to find a better backdrop than the cluttered booth. Not that there's anything wrong with Phil Wood clutter, but you get the idea. We each agreed to leave one testicle behind and set out on our adventure.

Walking the bike through the expo, I might as well had Charlize Theron on my arm wearing a sheer neglige and pumps. Conversations stopped, heads peeked around corners, business deals paused mid signature, glass pints dropped and shattered, grown men had looks on their faces that said "I've achieved nothing in my life." Aosty and I strutted the aisles like casino security guards rolling a case of $500 chips to the vault. "We might not own it, but its ours right now."

First, a shot of the bike on display at Brent's booth -
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Next, an enhanced photo, because we could. (Forgive me Nev, but for this photo I told them it was mine. The one in the middle seemed to really like it too)
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I was really tempted to take it for a spin, but was afraid I would get chain grease on my pants. So after several free booth beers, the only logical choice was to remove my pants from the equation. It rolls super smooth and people seemed really happy for me, as they were all smiling as I rode by.
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Close-up shot of the rear triangle:
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hope that helps the wait!

Love,
HW
 
Thank you Very much

That is TOO funny, I quess I will have to do something with the saddle!!
Man you certainly take some good SHOTS.
Thanks heaps for taking the time to do the photos.
I definately have to buy you some BEERS if we ever meet.
Thanks again.
Neville.
I hopefully will have it home real soon.
 
Why oh why....

Hollywood said:
Dateline: Las Vegas

I had the extreme pleasure of visiting Brent at the PW booth and squeezing, stroking, touching some of the steel and ti goodness that was on display. One of which was our own beloved Neville's new creation (no, not his custom PW trash can caddy....that's still in R&D).

It's Big. It's Black. It's Beautiful. Neville must be a big boy because this bike is size Large with a capital L. I'm six-one and could barely get a leg over the top tube - forget about reaching the saddle. Aosty and I convinced Brent to let us wheel it around the expo to find a better backdrop than the cluttered booth. Not that there's anything wrong with Phil Wood clutter, but you get the idea. We each agreed to leave one testicle behind and set out on our adventure.

Walking the bike through the expo, I might as well had Charlize Theron on my arm wearing a sheer neglige and pumps. Conversations stopped, heads peeked around corners, business deals paused mid signature, glass pints dropped and shattered, grown men had looks on their faces that said "I've achieved nothing in my life." Aosty and I strutted the aisles like casino security guards rolling a case of $500 chips to the vault. "We might not own it, but its ours right now."

First, a shot of the bike on display at Brent's booth -
Image


Next, an enhanced photo, because we could. (Forgive me Nev, but for this photo I told them it was mine. The one in the middle seemed to really like it too)
Image


I was really tempted to take it for a spin, but was afraid I would get chain grease on my pants. So after several free booth beers, the only logical choice was to remove my pants from the equation. It rolls super smooth and people seemed really happy for me, as they were all smiling as I rode by.
Image


Close-up shot of the rear traingle:
Image


hope that helps the wait!

Love,
HW
I would have loved those "cheek shots" of those three Girlies, but Your arse? Blagggh!! :mad:
 
Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywood said:
Dateline: Las Vegas

I had the extreme pleasure of visiting Brent at the PW booth and squeezing, stroking, touching some of the steel and ti goodness that was on display. One of which was our own beloved Neville's new creation (no, not his custom PW trash can caddy....that's still in R&D).

It's Big. It's Black. It's Beautiful. Neville must be a big boy because this bike is size Large with a capital L. I'm six-one and could barely get a leg over the top tube - forget about reaching the saddle. Aosty and I convinced Brent to let us wheel it around the expo to find a better backdrop than the cluttered booth. Not that there's anything wrong with Phil Wood clutter, but you get the idea. We each agreed to leave one testicle behind and set out on our adventure.

Walking the bike through the expo, I might as well had Charlize Theron on my arm wearing a sheer neglige and pumps. Conversations stopped, heads peeked around corners, business deals paused mid signature, glass pints dropped and shattered, grown men had looks on their faces that said "I've achieved nothing in my life." Aosty and I strutted the aisles like casino security guards rolling a case of $500 chips to the vault. "We might not own it, but its ours right now."

First, a shot of the bike on display at Brent's booth -
Image


Next, an enhanced photo, because we could. (Forgive me Nev, but for this photo I told them it was mine. The one in the middle seemed to really like it too)
Image


I was really tempted to take it for a spin, but was afraid I would get chain grease on my pants. So after several free booth beers, the only logical choice was to remove my pants from the equation. It rolls super smooth and people seemed really happy for me, as they were all smiling as I rode by.
Image


Close-up shot of the rear traingle:
Image


hope that helps the wait!

Love,
HW
Why Why Why?

Maybe you should share your leg shaving tips with…..ahhh… never mind.

The bike and skeezers are sweet!
 
Hollywood said:
I was really tempted to take it for a spin, but was afraid I would get chain grease on my pants. So after several free booth beers, the only logical choice was to remove my pants from the equation. It rolls super smooth and people seemed really happy for me, as they were all smiling as I rode by.
Image


Close-up shot of the rear traingle:
Image


hope that helps the wait!

Love,
HW
These photos might just be good enought for https://www.thefge.com/
 
The lesson learned?

Never trust this guy with a combination of hotties, a camera, free beer and expensive bikes... especially when they are not his.

Thanks for making me spit water all over the place, my wife thinks your hot :rolleyes:
 
My Eyes.........

ARE BURNING!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........................

LOL, that is WAYYYY to funny HW. I also like how you posted it over on the "chic thread".
Also, very nice work by Phil Wood.
Rob

PS-Take a pic of the Jamis SS bike fer me please.
 
"What do you want to see at Interbike?"

That's what Gregg asked in some post somewhere. The first response I thought of was, "Hollywood passed out drunk in an alley getting ass raped by a homeless guy." Well, my mom always said, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" so I didn't. Now that I've been subjected to your aforementioned lily-white ass, against my will, I may be a bit less politically correct in the future.

Oh, nice ride Neville. I'd put a different saddle on it if I were you.

Anyone read Nolly's Interbike rip-off story on the DH board? Wild.
 
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