Favorite cycling quotes

*OneSpeed* · Jul 24, 2015

i know there are some gems out there. both funny and inspirational. please share some of your favorites. here are some of mine.

"Don't buy upgrades; ride up grades." -Eddy Merckx
"It never gets easier, you just go faster." -Greg LeMond
"Life is like riding a bicycle. In order to keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein
"The sound of a car door opening in front of you is similar to the sound of a gun being cocked." Amy Webster

J.B. Weld · Jul 24, 2015

"I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lancd Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de Grance races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike".......

-Willie Nelson

mtnbkrmike · Jul 24, 2015

"I've never had to worry much about bar clearance west of the Mississippi, wide bars rule in the Rocky Mountain chunk."

J.B. Weld

dgw2jr · Jul 24, 2015

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. - H.G. Wells

fattirefreak · Jul 24, 2015

If mt biking is say a metaphorical al pastor super burrito with avocado and black beans, then traction is the salsa. Sometimes you don't get to pick the salsa (sometimes you do), bu its that kick that makes the entire rest of the burrito become something much more significant than a tortilla full of beans, rice and meat. -- Mike Ferrentino, Bike Magazine

targnik · Jul 24, 2015

Ride it like you stole it =)

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perttime · Jul 24, 2015

"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live." --Mark Twain

coke · Jul 24, 2015

"I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it."
-Pink Floyd

Rogueldr · Jul 24, 2015

"You over-rotated" ... "No S*#T!!"
"How about that? The paperboy thinks he's a pro."
"You can do it Cru, just pretend you're in the lumberyard."
"Oh my lord ,a backflip! Hulk Hogan eat your heart out!"

RajunCajun44 · Jul 24, 2015

"If you ain't puking, you ain't trying" (in reference to racing) -- Some random cyclist after a race I did...

Martin0001 · Jul 25, 2015

Good saying!

John Kuhl · Jul 25, 2015

The song Bicycle Race by Queen.

MOJO K · Jul 25, 2015

" Improve your skill, not the trail." GI Jane

" LOOK AT THE TIME!!! " Rob Warner

abeckstead · Jul 25, 2015

From the 40 year old virgin:
I hope you have a big trunk... cause I'm gonna put my bike in it!

D Bone · Jul 25, 2015

"Give it here Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your broom" - Harry Potter while biking on his broom

bigkat273 · Jul 25, 2015

Shut up legs - Jens Voigt

TX_Shifter · Jul 25, 2015

Bike parts

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Wherewolf · Jul 25, 2015

"Look at the penalty for failure, Dude."

blackitout · Jul 25, 2015

J.B. Weld said:
-Willie Nelson

I like that one.

"You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water alone" -Jacques Anquetil

Saladin · Jul 26, 2015

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Favorite cycling quotes

OneSpeed

J.B. Weld

mtnbkrmike

dgw2jr

fattirefreak

targnik

perttime

coke

Rogueldr

RajunCajun44

Martin0001

John Kuhl

MOJO K

abeckstead

D Bone

bigkat273

TX_Shifter

Attachments

Wherewolf

blackitout

Saladin

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