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Okay - we must see Ball pantless so we can judge for ourselves!! Otherwise, mine wins :)
 

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Okay - we must see Ball pantless so we can judge for ourselves!! Otherwise, mine wins :)
Um, isn't this what got that senator in trouble recently? I think I type for all of us when I say "I have no issues with letting LoveAZ win this one."
 

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Um, isn't this what got that senator in trouble recently? I think I type for all of us when I say "I have no issues with letting LoveAZ win this one."
every thread with the No Clue Crew eventually ends with pictures of damaged bikes and some vague bike-homoerotica (not that there is anything wrong with that). I'm just keepin' it realz, yo.
 

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In all seriousness, some dip***** was standing up there with a running chainsaw in his hands. Wow!
 

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or worse, he had his kid on his shoulders to get the extra reach with the chainsaw.
And sometimes you just can't reach the trigger properly when the saw is over your head, you need to zip tie the throttle.
 

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Thats nothing, I work in the trades. Some of the dry-waller/stucco guy ladder creations I see on job sites are mind boggling. You'd be amazed at what you can do with three broken ladders and some bailing wire.
 

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That's actually how the zookeepers get in and out of Eabos's mom's cage. A normal ladder isn't tall enough, as she has been know to jump 15 feet straight up to grab a Big Mac.
 

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Sounds like I need to ride with you guys once or twice:D As for the big wood, the process of cutting this pine tree down has been going on for about 6 months - since a bad storm sent a branch thru his roof (if you look closely, you can see the patch job). I would love to catch him up there, but I think he does it at night! :thumbsup: BTW - does the No Clue Crew ride T100, cause I've probably seen you out there - I'm usually a loner female on a Scott Scale 29er from 7th ave to DD. Then I trail run from DD to Tatum....but I've never seen any pantless riders yet, and I didn't see the porn action Sat. morning that was talked about - I left DD about 6am for run to Tatum, so I must of missed the action.
 

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Sounds like I need to ride with you guys once or twice:D As for the big wood, the process of cutting this pine tree down has been going on for about 6 months - since a bad storm sent a branch thru his roof (if you look closely, you can see the patch job). I would love to catch him up there, but I think he does it at night! :thumbsup: BTW - does the No Clue Crew ride T100, cause I've probably seen you out there - I'm usually a loner female on a Scott Scale 29er from 7th ave to DD. Then I trail run from DD to Tatum....but I've never seen any pantless riders yet, and I didn't see the porn action Sat. morning that was talked about - I left DD about 6am for run to Tatum, so I must of missed the action.
The porn action was last Thursday afternoon, around 6.

What color bike do you ride. I've been seeing a MILF lately who rides a green bike. I'm asleep at 6 a.m.
 

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The porn action was last Thursday afternoon, around 6.

What color bike do you ride. I've been seeing a MILF lately who rides a green bike. I'm asleep at 6 a.m.
Skinny Tire's guide to meeting female riders:
step 1: introduce yourself by way of a derogatory term.

Chollaball's guide to meeting female riders:
step 1: are you the awesomely fit woman on the green bike?

Grave9's guide to meeting female riders:
step 1: i shred gnar, pantless.

No Sodomy Gulch enthusiasts were harmed in the making of this post.
 

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Good to know, thanks Cholla, but all skinny's attempts will be short lived as I'm a VERY happily married woman to The Man of T100....I'm just always up for spotting some pantless riders :winker: And yes, my ride is green/white/black :ciappa: See ya on the trails!
 

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Good to know, thanks Cholla, but all skinny's attempts will be short lived as I'm a VERY happily married woman to The Man of T100....I'm just always up for spotting some pantless riders :winker: And yes, my ride is green/white/black :ciappa: See ya on the trails!
Where you out there yesterday around 6ish descending T100 east of conversation point?

P.S. Don't worry, I'm in a monogamous relationship (going on 11 years) with The Woman of T100.
 
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