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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That
Damned Gay Cowboy Movie (Brokeback Mountain)

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

Top Ten Bike Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same Either:

1. is that daves new rear end?
2. can i try it when your done?
3. nice ride! i love the rough stuff!
4. yeah, i just had mine pushed.
5. it takes awhile to break it in.
6. all i need is a 6 pack and ill hit that all day!
7. whats the best lube for dry conditions?
8. i needed somethin stiffer.
9. more compression, less rebound.
10. aqua sucks.
 

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Clyde S Dale said:
Good stuff, cc! Four days early, huh? Premature clowncrapulation?
im bored, tired and gettin a tad bit punchy. pardon my quickness in the saddle. and its wednsday here so im only 2 days ahead of schedual, not that i ever wait for fri to make a ass outta myself.
 

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Cactus,
Thanks for the laugh, good read first thing at work today.

Clyde,
Thanks for the for the newest word to be added to the Homer Lexicon:

Premature clowncrapulation: n. (prm-tyr, -tr, -chr kloun-krapu-lshn ) More rapid/often occurrence of clown crap during verbal intercourse on the Turner forum than is typically accepted by the other members. :D
 

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Hilarious!

cactuscorn said:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That
Damned Gay Cowboy Movie (Brokeback Mountain)

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

Top Ten Bike Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same Either:

1. is that daves new rear end?
2. can i try it when your done?
3. nice ride! i love the rough stuff!
4. yeah, i just had mine pushed.
5. it takes awhile to break it in.
6. all i need is a 6 pack and ill hit that all day!
7. whats the best lube for dry conditions?
8. i needed somethin stiffer.
9. more compression, less rebound.
10. aqua sucks.
How you come up with such a comprehensive list? Did you spend 20+ hours in a car or something??:D
 

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Clyde S Dale said:
cc, I think you left one off your first list.

11. "pardon my quickness in the saddle."

CDtofer, glad you liked the new word, but I'm afraid it will be relegated to oblivion.
funny thing clyde, i had that exact line in my 1st draft but chose to go with #10 instead. also later thought of "thats a huge shaft!" after seein the rocco air thread. oh well.

i like the premature clowncrapulation by the way.
 

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Clyde S Dale said:
cc, I think you left one off your first list.

11. "pardon my quickness in the saddle."

CDtofer, glad you liked the new word, but I'm afraid it will be relegated to oblivion.
Just thought I would add to the dictionary, and I had nothing interesting or witty to say under my screen name so thought I would put it there. For me it was a good laugh first thing in the morning at work. Its all right if it doesnt catch on, I like obscure phrases.
 

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Midsummer

This homofobic thread aside, I just wanted to let you all know that Midsummer is a holiday in Sweden where we all stay home from work, rise a big leaf-covered fallo and get plastered before the big orgy.

So no work tomorrow for me!

This is my friday! *evil grin*
 
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