[jBailout]

Because with competition like this...even I have a chance at "beating" someone to the top:

 

[cactuscorn]

i see paris hilton has opened a dojo and is currently accepting students.

 

[tigerdog]

Wow, that's quite a left hook!!

 

[cactuscorn]

enter chuck norris who roundhouse kicks in the face the entire peleton in a single sweep of his leg then eats lance armstong, his excriment later proving that tex was clean all along.

 

[boone]

bwahhhhhhhhhhh

silly boys,
don't they know that road shoes suck to fight in
No damn balance or traction at all. A real man would have stayed on his bike and kicked some arse while riding!

All that needed to happen is for one of them to get one solid hit. Nope!!! Ridiculous......

booner

 

[Roostalee]

Whoa! I guess the old "stick in the front wheel" tactic wasn't good enough, they had to dismount and trade blows. This oddly looks like a fight in the NHL.....well....not exactly.

 

[kosmo]

And to think it was all brought about by Rider A's negative comment on the quality of Rider B's leg shave quality!

 

[kidwoo]

There is no ferocity like that of two 98lb men twirling next to each other in sheer rage.

Funny how the guys that broke them up quite easily moved their masses severl tens of feet upon impact.

 

[jBailout]

"You just gotta love that fine-tuned state of upper body atrophy..."

The "twirl" was quite humorous as well. Is it just me or are these guys teammates?

My guess is that the other guy was winning the climb and then was accused of secretly riding a mountain bike to improve his climbing....then it was off to the races!

 

[Orangerider]

"You just gotta love that fine-tuned state of upper body atrophy..."

The "twirl" was quite humorous as well. Is it just me or are these guys teammates?

My guess is that the other guy was winning the climb and then was accused of secretly riding a mountain bike to improve his climbing....then it was off to the races!

A twilr into an attempted backhand...approaching a high level of difficulty.

I think I saw Tyson do that once.