Ample time for an asskicking??I usually leave my bike - on the rare occasion that I do leave it - with the shifters all messed up. If someone breaks the lock off and tries to just jump on and ride they will probably drop the chain or break off the rear derailleur giving me ample time to laugh at them.
PS - the coffee maker thing is hilarious!
Yup, can attest to that one. One time a riding buddy of mine came out of a restaurant we were eating at, and some chick is sitting on his bike getting her picture taken by a friend, making revving noises too. My buddy walked up behind her as she was getting off and with both hands grabbed her ass really good.Ever talk to someone that owned a motorbike? Apparently a lot of people think it's okay to sit on them or put their kids on them and take pics when they are parked on the street.