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you know cc...after the last link you provided on this forum...which gave me a crab's view of two people bumping uglies...:eekster: i have to say, i was more than a little scared of looking at these links...

but these were really funny! :lol: and like RD said...i'm suddenly very happy with my IQ and level of common sense! :D thanks dude!!! :thumbsup:

and TA...i resent the below comment:

trailadvent said:
Leave it to Dir te Har e It shell con cock something:D
but if you want to start something...i say...bring it on kiwi! me and my smileys are ready for battle! :D

 

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Phun con phonix

trailadvent said:
Leave it to Dir te Har e It shell con cock something:D
It took me about 90 seconds of concentrated effort to sound this out, my thought process went something like this:

"Dir te Har e It" - hmmm, what's with the short non-sensical words and the vowel 'e' by itself. Not English, maybe that's German? Let's come back to that.

"shell con cock" - let's see...shell, as it seashell? No...how about con cock? Con means "with" in spanish. So "with cock"? Maybe, probably not though. Let's go back to that.

Dir te, dir te...OH, DIRTY! I see it now - DIRTY HARRIET!! Yeah!!

Ok, what about "shell con cock something"? Shell with cock? No. With cock something? No. Con cock something...con cock something...OH, CONCOCT SOMETHING! SHE'LL CONCOCT SOMETHING! Yeah!! I got it!!

"Leave it to Dirty Harriet, she'll concoct something."

Whew, that was tough. My second grade reading teacher would be proud.
 

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PCinSC said:
It took me about 90 seconds of concentrated effort to sound this out, my thought process went something like this:

"Dir te Har e It" - hmmm, what's with the short non-sensical words and the vowel 'e' by itself. Not English, maybe that's German? Let's come back to that.

"shell con cock" - let's see...shell, as it seashell? No...how about con cock? Con means "with" in spanish. So "with cock"? Maybe, probably not though. Let's go back to that.

Dir te, dir te...OH, DIRTY! I see it now - DIRTY HARRIET!! Yeah!!

Ok, what about "shell con cock something"? Shell with cock? No. With cock something? No. Con cock something...con cock something...OH, CONCOCT SOMETHING! SHE'LL CONCOCT SOMETHING! Yeah!! I got it!!

"Leave it to Dirty Harriet, she'll concoct something."

Whew, that was tough. My second grade reading teacher would be proud.
:lol::lol::lol:

dude...what you have there is a special gift! :thumbsup: you should be in "hooked on phonics" commercials! :D
 

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It took me about 90 seconds of concentrated effort to sound this out, my thought process went something like this:

"Dir te Har e It" - hmmm, what's with the short non-sensical words and the vowel 'e' by itself. Not English, maybe that's German? Let's come back to that.

"shell con cock" - let's see...shell, as it seashell? No...how about con cock? Con means "with" in spanish. So "with cock"? Maybe, probably not though. Let's go back to that.

Dir te, dir te...OH, DIRTY! I see it now - DIRTY HARRIET!! Yeah!!

Ok, what about "shell con cock something"? Shell with cock? No. With cock something? No. Con cock something...con cock something...OH, CONCOCT SOMETHING! SHE'LL CONCOCT SOMETHING! Yeah!! I got it!!

"Leave it to Dirty Harriet, she'll concoct something."

Whew, that was tough. My second grade reading teacher would be proud.
:lol::incazzato::lol::incazzato::lol::incazzato:

Clasik PCnC u had me wetin myself on tat, beautiful:D
 

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trailadvent said:
Leave it to Dir te Har e It shell con cock something:D

Wicked stuff CC:thumbsup:

:D:D:D:D
Do I have to read that with a Scottish accent or something?

PCinSC said:
"Leave it to Dirty Harriet, she'll concoct something."

Whew, that was tough. My second grade reading teacher would be proud.
I teach third grade--you would not believe some of the mispellings I get for the word "can't" :)
 

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cactuscorn said:
you should see some of the stuff i didnt link. these were frome a page i found candycorn had left up when i got home.
yeah...nice...first you find all kinds of smut on the internet and then you blame it on poor candycorn!:eek::skep: that's really bad form dude! :nono: we already all know you're a dirty old man...so just own it! :D
 

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not my fault yer a day late and a dollar short kos.

and harry, the smut i find in the net i keep to myself. this soft core crap you speak of is just to give you a topic and some incentive.
 
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