Answering my own question....

eric said:Correction: "Wat I neeed." I've finally figured it out, after 2 years of beating around the bush, weighing options, almost pulling the trigger, chickening out again, and being beaten to a pulp in only 4 hours of riding today:
- A new Element frameset. By all accounts the suspension rocks and #$%^&* is it pretty.
- 29" wheels. Although I'm fine on 26", the big girl wheels would be an asset on the rough, high alpine stuff.
- 100 mm rear travel.
- A front end that will accept a 95-120 mm TALAS fork without voiding the warranty. 70.5 HA @ 95 mm. 95 mm for the local trails, 120 mm in the mountains, helping to get the BB off the floor.
- A 142x12 rear end. RMB hit the nail on the head with the New Slayer's setup. For bigger wheels anything else is either inferior, a pain in the @ss to deal with, or both.
Rocky, please build me one!