Ya know, if you guys stopped feeding him he'd probably die on his own. Maybe you secretly like his repetitive stream of questioning?

Anyone trying to give him legit advice, just give up. He's not reading it (I think his attention span collapses if you post more than one line). He doesn't care or want to learn why a hardtail would be good for him, what the wear and tear on thrashed bikes will mean (he only sees cool model names and specs), and why big jumps to flat are retarded. Just suggest the next bike he brings up as the perfect bike for him, let him buy it, and find out for himself. I mean the guy already says he probably won't be into riding for long anyway. Just let him buy his pinkbike special, break his a$$ (and whatever ragged out 2001 dual-crowned disaster he finally pulls the trigger on) doing 10 ft drops to flat and let him move on to rollerblading, miniature golf, or whatever strikes his fancy next week....