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"Oh, and just to keep it Turner related (I'd hate to post off topic), it's been about six months since I last rode my RFX. Can anyone remember where I left it?"

I have it now, it's been totally revamped with better rockers and an RP23. Thanks to Joe Fang for the great Ebay deal. If you want it back, it'll cost ya. Climbs like a turd by the way.
 

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cutthroat said:
Climbs like a turd by the way.
That will be because it has never had to climb before. That said, I've never actually seen a turd climb, they might be second only to mountain goats so you could be paying my steed a compliment and I wouldn't know. Curse you Cutthroat, and your witty banter.
 

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Since this forum has no useful information or actual facts since Cheezeball got married, banter is all you get.
 

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Is his Tscheezship not allowed to post now that he has been placed under the thumb of Dame Barney? Shame. Still, this is what happens. In my own case I had all round items below the neck removed and placed in a jar for the amusement of my darling spouse and her gaggle of harpie cohorts.

She lets me visit them sometimes.
 

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Bikezilla said:
Can we put mtbkr90's avatar on that guy?
Feel free. I was trying to change the hand for a chainsaw but my IT skills are lacking.

If you slap him enough times, it does come to an end. Officially, he only gets to be released from purgatory when he posts a pic of his new mini on a red couch.
 

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nice! you can really get after it with a high mouse speed. on the 6th round i didnt even let him speak. was a bit dissapointed his head didnt fall off. at least he coulda given me the courtesy of losin a few teeth.
 

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OK, I admit hoslap is better.

How about a true story to make up for the deficiency?

Three nuns are decorating the chapel in the monastery. They are working hard and it's a hot day. As there's no-one around and the painting is hard work they decide to shed a few layers and eventually they are down to their underwear. It's still pretty hot though and after another hour the mother superior suggests they open the window and strip off completely.

It's much better and they are now able to up the pace, albeit feeling a bit self-conscious. About an hour later, there's a knock at the door. In a panic, the nuns look for their clothes while mother superior shouts "who is it?". "Blind man" comes the answer.

With huge relief, the nuns relax and open the door and let the man in.

"Nice t*ts ladies, now where do you want these blinds?".
 
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