[cutthroat]

Weclome to the Turner CCF ULTIMATE CAGE FIGHT SMACK-DOWN!!!! Tonight's premier event features the ULTIMATE!!! Smack-down spectacle of the season chosen by YOU the Turner Homers - based on poll responses we will be promoting the ULTIMATE smack-down cage fight!!! 2 walk into the ring, but only one makes it out alive - pick your favorite match up and the folks at Turner Full Suspension BicyclesTM will start the excitement. Seating starts at 11:00 p.m. behind the dumpsters at the Turner warehouse/world headquarters!!!

Your choices:
Death Cage Destruction - CRAZY FRED vs. Cactuscorn
Barbed Wire Bonanza - Bikezilla vs. Trailadvent
Carbon Fiber Calamity - FoShizzle vs. Davide
Vanilla Pudding Ladies All Star Wrestling Round Up - Barny vs. Su Ling
GoreDuketmBlood 'n Guts - Aquaholic vs. Fo's MOM!!
Tough Guy Techy TaeKwonDo - RROEDER vs. TSCHEEZY
Patent Punchout Pukefest - DT vs. TE
Sheep Shearing Slaughterhouse - Tidybeard vs. THE EWE

Cast your votes now for this all star event.

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[xjbebop]

wow...slow Friday evening?

...funny though...:thumbsup:

 

[cutthroat]

wow...slow Friday evening?

...funny though...:thumbsup:

5:00 end of the work week, time to shut her down and go for a ride -

 

[Bikezilla]

Finally a good laugh. I thought the day would go by without one.

 

[Jayem]

Can't believe AMP vs Gravity Dropper isn't on there...

 

[cactuscorn]

theres really only 1 reasonable choice here. duh! i predict a blowout of epic proportions.... unless the joint is full of nancy-boys and church moms.

 

[trailadvent]

Love it, but its a no brainer we all want to see Barny and Su Ling esspecially since there's Vanilla pudding thrown in, Course I'd pay to see em all... What a series

Would this be a smackdown event or something like a Survivor Series or the WCW World WAR series they were brutal in the day, blood, meta tables metal chairs, oh and the ring girls

I could put on my Ultimate Warrior costume for my battle with BikeZilla!!!

I Vote Cutty as Jesse the Body Ventura

 

[Tidybeard]

Nice work Cutty:thumbsup: If I can finish the sheep in time, can I still watch Barny/SuLing?

 

[trailadvent]

Nice work Cutty:thumbsup: If I can finish the sheep in time, can I still watch Barny/SuLing?

thats the "Grand Finale" we all watch