I know your trying to be funny, though here in my neck of the woods we have a group of 20 riders,(11 women and 9 men) married, single, and "unknown", that gets together during the warm months for what we call, the "The Full moon, naked moon" night ride. We start out on a members property, and drop into the local state park and ride for 2-3 hours, it's awesome. It's better than skinny dipping.
I rode sorta nude once. I crashed and my h-bar hit and tore my shorts and exposed my family jewels to the world. Luckily for me I was in the woods. Found a supply of TP, unused, and stuffed it in my shorts to hide the jewels. Rode back to my truck trying to be invisible, you never realize how hard it is to not be noticed when your "exposed". Even though no one noticed me, I felt like the spotlight was on my jewels. Funny now though.
At the Jim Thorpe mountain bike weekend, a whole bunch of us rode naked at night. It was fun, especially since I had the foresight to use my gel spanco sit cover. PS. If you spin naked when using the trainer, the fan feels better and going to the shower is eassssyyy. Smiles,
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