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Look closely at the photo and you will notice that NOBODY wants to be very close. :eekster: Some say that he was the body double for Austin Powers. :ihih: :ciappa:
 

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I like the lady in the back trying to avert the gaze of that little girl hahaha. Classic.
 

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yeah well if i were that woman with that kid i'd kick that guy in the balls for wearing such nonsense with children in the area...

a 5-10 year old girl doesn't need to see that kind of crap
 

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When I was a boy in Europe I got to see my first set of naked boobs on a beach in Spain.

IT WAS A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

I'm not sure what that has to do with this picture but I felt I had to get it out of my system. I wonder if those banana hammocks have extra padding for his junk?
 

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When I was a boy in Europe I got to see my first set of naked boobs on a beach in Spain.

IT WAS A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

I'm not sure what that has to do with this picture but I felt I had to get it out of my system. I wonder if those banana hammocks have extra padding for his junk?
I can agree with CrankyMonkey, there are tata's umleashed on every beach in Spain. My roadie ride north up the coast is a feast I must say............. FANTASTIC..........

Dont want to rob the thread, but bodacious tata's is a far better topic than a slippery guy wearing dick stickers.................:nono:
 

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Whafe said:
I can agree with CrankyMonkey, there are tata's umleashed on every beach in Spain. My roadie ride north up the coast is a feast I must say............. FANTASTIC..........
Plenty of "white pointers" (topless girls) down under in OZ at the beach as well!:thumbsup: :D
 

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TrekFan said:
yeah well if i were that woman with that kid i'd kick that guy in the balls for wearing such nonsense with children in the area...

a 5-10 year old girl doesn't need to see that kind of crap
Pulling the strings a little tight are we?

You ever go to the pool?
 

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Plenty of "white pointers" down under in OZ at the beach as well!:thumbsup: :D
Its odd, there are far more dick stickers on OZ than in New Zealand, they still really lock you up unless you are in some sort of race in New Zealand with Dick Stickers....... Or as my partner says,she thinks they are Budgy Smugglers......:D :D :D :D
 

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TrekFan said:
yeah well if i were that woman with that kid i'd kick that guy in the balls for wearing such nonsense with children in the area...

a 5-10 year old girl doesn't need to see that kind of crap
hahaha Damn, loosen up your panties a little....God forbid a child sees an adult in swimwear. Horrible!!
 

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hahaha Damn, loosen up your panties a little....God forbid a child sees an adult in swimwear. Horrible!!
:eek: A little background on the guy pictured so you will not think he is a 100% COMPLETE idiot( just 90%). He wore that before a mt. bike race to make fun of some of the triathalon-guys wearing those when they do the bike leg. He did not wear it to ride in, but he did get a lot of laughs. And the girl in the background is his daughter, she is probably used to the idiotic stunts her dad pulls.....it won't be the last time he shows his butt. :yikes:
 

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The knee high socks are more offensive:madmax: Where is styleman when you need him:eekster:
 

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Pulling the strings a little tight are we?

You ever go to the pool?
ah, that's the thing though. you are conditioned to expect that sort of thing at a pool or a lake, not at a mountain bike race. it would be the same reaction if a guy walked around in a speedo in walmart, or a woman strolled around in a bikini in sears. how would the public react? they'd be outraged and the person would be arrested. its no different here...
 

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Whafe said:
Its odd, there are far more dick stickers on OZ than in New Zealand, they still really lock you up unless you are in some sort of race in New Zealand with Dick Stickers....... Or as my partner says,she thinks they are Budgy Smugglers......:D :D :D :D
G'day Whafe, nice new avatar. I was actually refering to topless girls and boobies with the term "white pointers", not the wearers of budgie smugglers. Anyway, the white pointers are usually brown by the end of a day at the beach :thumbsup: .
 

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G'day Whafe, nice new avatar. I was actually refering to topless girls and boobies with the term "white pointers", not the wearers of budgie smugglers. Anyway, the white pointers are usually brown by the end of a day at the beach :thumbsup: .
Loads of White to Brown pointers here in Spain, it is a feast for sure........... mmm trying to think what we call down stairs, maps of Tassy, no one here would cotton on to that one.....;) ;)
 

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More concerned about the loose helmet strap.

Oh, yes, and it is very annoying to ride a bike with those because your goodies keep moving and trying to get underneath you.

Maybe the weather was hot?

Maybe he was bike-touring and had just gone swimming? I've seen that particular outfit many times before. It is so much better than soaked bike shorts--and it fits entirely into the under-seat flat-pack. lol!

As far as a that goes, maybe a sleeveless jersey and some far-shorter socks could have helped?
 

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G'day Whafe, nice new avatar..
I was just thinking that.

Every time I scroll down and see one of his posts, I have to stop and stare for a second. :D
 
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