[cactuscorn]

just got this in email....

Dear sir/madam, I will like you to please acknowledged this email,My name is Mrs. Jennifer Kabir I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you.I am presently writing you from my hospital bed where I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer which has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.If you are that kind hearted person, honest, intelligent and a family oriented person with a good sense of humour and a broadminded outlook then do getback to me.Please if you would assist me, do reply this mail. Mrs. Jennifer kabir

missed a foutune by this much!

 

[kidwoo]

So uh....what the hell are you talking about?

You get spam.............you know it's spam.........and this is somehow tied to an ironic claim about your intelligence?

Mountain biking is confusing.

 

[cactuscorn]

im just sayin...... huh? what were we talkin about? oh yeah! im a moron. now stop wastin yer time on me and go slay a troll.

 

[oreo]

just got this in email....

Dear sir/madam, I will like you to please acknowledged this email,My name is Mrs. Jennifer Kabir I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you.I am presently writing you from my hospital bed where I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer which has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.If you are that kind hearted person, honest, intelligent and a family oriented person with a good sense of humour and a broadminded outlook then do getback to me.Please if you would assist me, do reply this mail. Mrs. Jennifer kabir

missed a foutune by this much!

Hey, CC...too bad you're not kind hearted, honest and family oriented as well! Heck, you ain't even got a good sense of humor and you're a bigot to boot! Such is life, I'm sorry you're going to miss out on your donated fortune.

 

[cactuscorn]

you nailed it pal. why even go on with this sorrid life of mine? time to do some thinkin behind the wheel as i drive around town findin puppys and kittens to kick. but first i gotta finish polishin off this case of bud.

 

[cutthroat]

Dere Mr. Cactus Corn, my name is Abbu Cutathroat, and I am very much intersted in the Turner Flux bike you have for selling on MTBR classifieds. I am in Spain and will buy you bike for $100 USD more than your last asking price - I am so much that excited to ride this fine bike! Please ship the bike to my friend in the USof A right away and I will wire to you a money order from my bank in Spain as soon as I recieve it! Thank you so much - Abbu

 

[Unknownrash]

just got this in email....

Dear sir/madam, I will like you to please acknowledged this email,My name is Mrs. Jennifer Kabir I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you.I am presently writing you from my hospital bed where I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer which has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.If you are that kind hearted person, honest, intelligent and a family oriented person with a good sense of humour and a broadminded outlook then do getback to me.Please if you would assist me, do reply this mail. Mrs. Jennifer kabir

missed a foutune by this much!

I hate it when cancers DEFILE all forms of treatment. WHat kind of perverted cancer would do this?