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Wow! 300 posts in the Turner-DW speculation thread but I'm afraid everyone got it wrong.

Word on the street is EW will be sporting the new and improved, 111% efficient bike. It will be called the Dave Instant Center Kinematics, D.I.C.K., for short.

It combines the geniuses of DW axle path and ICT Kinematics to create the most efficient mtb to date. They predict this will change the future of the sport. "The design is based on solid newtonian physics and is by far the most efficient bike uphill and downhill. Heck it practically pedals for you"; said ET. "I am happy with the collaboration and glad we were able to combine such magnificent designs that has resulted in not only a great bike but yet another patent." he added.

Here's a photo of the Prototype. (no it is not photochop):
 

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It will be called the Dave Instant Center Kinematics, D.I.C.K.,
LOL!!!

So will Tony be giving up ICT? Will DT get the HL back? will Horst join in and make it an manage du trois? Can anyone tell me how to tie my shoe?

Gaw, if you think the marketing hype was thick before, just wait till TE gets ahold of it.

BTW is it me or do those stanchions look dented?
 

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One thing is certain about this bike;

If ICT was up to 100% efficient....the new bike will be more.
 

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Maybe we should start a pool on how long it'll take before DW and TE try to choke each other.

My guess is one week after TE publishes DW's email addy for warranty claims. :D :p
 

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Well, I can't say too much right now but while the UnitedHomerSuspension looks similar to the D.I.C.K-link, it's not the same. Turner has done lots of analysis and determined that the UHS is 99% as effective as the D.I.C.K and noone can notice any real world difference between the two.

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Bikezilla said:
LOL!!!

So will Tony be giving up ICT? Will DT get the HL back? will Horst join in and make it an manage du trois? Can anyone tell me how to tie my shoe?

Gaw, if you think the marketing hype was thick before, just wait till TE gets ahold of it.

BTW is it me or do those stanchions look dented?
No, ICT is integrated into the D.I.C.K.. Some would call it a super efficient D.I.C.K.; rigid when climbing and soft and gentle coming down.

I doubt DT will even get back the HL but a menage au toir sounds good as the D.I.C.K. is familiar with such arrangements. Maybe it'll finally PUSH the efficiency to an all time high of 112%.

No hype here, it'll all based on proven physics.

That's just dirt on the stanchions.
 
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