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Sentient smegma stains
 

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High Desert MTBer
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Anal Cu*t... oh wait, that's already been done!

I always thought a **** name for a band would be 'Bears In Woods'
 

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I might be helpful to list the genre of band that these names would be a good fit for. For example, "Bum Piss" would work just as well for a sludge metal band as it would for an Indigo Girls cover band.
 

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this is not my full list, but some of the better ones:

Legit: these are ones I would actually use
Septic Disaster
Malevolent Intent
Fistfight With A Thunderstorm

Funny:
Stumpy Smalls and the Electric No Rhythm Band
Silent Psycho
Soul Pasture
Magnum Dong
Vaguely Asian
Analog *******
The Quey-dudes
 

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Juan Hung Low and the Defective Dingle Balls*

*Edit: or Ballsack
 

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Jimbo Swaggart and the Wife Swappers (guess that would have been better a few decades ago)
 

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Spatula

I think it has been used tho, but I thought of it first!

 

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Tammy Faye's Sharpie Disaster
 

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Winnemucca Stripper & the Tunnel Motors, seriously. Think country-speed-railroad punk for the deepest, darkest part of Nevada and its long time association with both the Wobbly and SP being in town.
 

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RIP Thag Simmons
 
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