[tscheezy]

Needs a little decking and a rattle-can of rustoleum. Has a trailer hitch and highway legal wheels. Buyer pays shipping from Cold Bay, Alaska. Local pickup possible, but unlikely.

 

[kidwoo]

So I'm assuming you found this sitting on the beach and you actually have nothing to do with it, but if I'm wrong and you actually can tow that thing......I would pay you to drag it down as far south as you could on you next lower 50 excursion.

And yes I'm falling for the joke but just figured I'd mention it.

 

[jncarpenter]

Tscheezy, you of all people know our policy for posting SPAM sans MTBR ad:nono:.....pay the 2$ ya frikken newb

 

[kidwoo]

Will you hurry up and either laugh at me or let me know you're serious?

 

[.Danno.]

Will you hurry up and either laugh at me or let me know you're serious?

Can I laugh at you instead?

One's gotta wonder how it got there. Did it float up and then later the plywood fell off? I'm always amazed about the weird stuff I've seen washed up on a beach.

A few hours work and it would be beautiful though. You'd hit it

 

[kidwoo]

I'm only falling for this because I know steezy is a westfalia driving continent crossing badsass and I might actually be willing to pay him enough to make it worthwhile AND I KNOW he's planning on being around yootar this fall. And I would kill to have that thing to drag around to big desert dunes to use for landings.

And it got there because it's in alaska, where you have two options. Chase your family through the shrub maze with an axe or find ways to creatively entertain yourself through great feats of drunken watchthissitude.

 

[.Danno.]

And it got there because it's in alaska, where you have two options. Chase your family through the shrub maze with an axe or find ways to creatively entertain yourself through great feats of drunken watchthissitude.

Hmmm, just think how much differently things could have turned out for Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining' if he'd found that thing in the back shed...

 

[Bob the Wheelbuilder]

watchthissitude.

Great word! Did you come up with that yourself or did you read it somewhere else?

 

[tscheezy]

I'm pretty sure it is a colloquial abbreviation for "holdmybeerandwatchthissitude."

 

[cutthroat]

How much for the gargantuan one-hitter in the background - I'm thinkin' Christmas for Smokey.

 

[kidwoo]

I'm pretty sure it is a colloquial abbreviation for "holdmybeerandwatchthissitude."

While this one is certainly the greater colloquium of the lower states of the union, it's application to the great white north is limited only in the fact that lightly alcoholed water known as "beer" is less likely to see the degree of use up there, instead making way for that which comes from high potency stills.

 

[airwreck]

that thing is sweet, couple more sheets of plywood and you can hit it!
nice landing in the background too.

 

[tscheezy]

How much for the gargantuan one-hitter in the background - I'm thinkin' Christmas for Smokey.

I bet smokey would love Cold Bay...

Here's a pipe even Smokey could not get hot...