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Yesterday I met " Mike Brown", today I am trying to recover. My eyes feel like I was welding without a helmet, I can barely see.It is true his teeth are like God's Shoeshine.But, even through his powerful and seemily endless rows of gleaming teeth I could see that the poor economy had taken its toll on Mike for his bike only had " one" gear. He had two reindeer like dogs with him apparently to pull him up any steep grades and he also had this blond goddess with him. The goddess mostly hovered near the back of the pack, I guess she was waiting to see if a gear might have fallen off one of our heavy multiple geared bikes.If anybody has any spare gears please give them to Mike, but make sure you have your sunglasses on!:cool: Just another great day in Pisgah:thumbsup:
 

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motobutane said:
Yesterday I met " Mike Brown", today I am trying to recover. My eyes feel like I was welding without a helmet, I can barely see.It is true his teeth are like God's Shoeshine.But, even through his powerful and seemily endless rows of gleaming teeth I could see that the poor economy had taken its toll on Mike for his bike only had " one" gear. He had two reindeer like dogs with him apparently to pull him up any steep grades and he also had this blond goddess with him. The goddess mostly hovered near the back of the pack, I guess she was waiting to see if a gear might have fallen off one of our heavy multiple geared bikes.If anybody has any spare gears please give them to Mike, but make sure you have your sunglasses on!:cool: Just another great day in Pisgah:thumbsup:
That's out there man......
 

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Sounds like he had them hooked up with a bit, bridal and reins so they could pull him like reindeer. I don't have dogs but I working on getting my sons to pull me like that. I just can't decide to go with the carrot or the stick.

FYI: I think it's perfectly legal to have dogs off the leash in Pisgah. Just not in DuPont.
 

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"The goddess mostly hovered near the back of the pack, I guess she was waiting to see if a gear might have fallen off one of our heavy multiple geared bikes."

Best way to gain swag!

:thumbsup:

Glad ya'll had a fun ride. I made leaf piles. Anyone need compost?
 

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Mike Brown breaking the law? Stop that stammering with a toke man!
heliocentric:
1) It's 1000% legal to have dogs off leash anywhere outside of parking lots and designated recreationa areas. It's actually something we can thank hunters for. Get your facts straight.
2) I'm glad I have more of a life and broader interests so I don't have to spend my time watching message boards to preach my one apparently obsessive point. Sorry that's all you have time to do and all you're interested in- or at least the only reason/thing you ever post.
3) Have I ever met you? PM me if you want.

Mike
 

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here we go again....

Mike Brown said:
heliocentric:
1) It's 1000% legal to have dogs off leash anywhere outside of parking lots and designated recreationa areas. It's actually something we can thank hunters for. Get your facts straight.
2) I'm glad I have more of a life and broader interests so I don't have to spend my time watching message boards to preach my one apparently obsessive point. Sorry that's all you have time to do and all you're interested in- or at least the only reason/thing you ever post.
3) Have I ever met you? PM me if you want.

Mike
trailheads are gonna soon be looking like this......
 

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