You guys are gonna love this...
I decided to take the bike to another lbs that is a bit of a hike from me, but the place is huge and they seem to do a good business in Cdales. Last night I took the bike in and they were very busy getting customers their bikes, taking orders, etc. One of the guys said someone would be with me asap - no big deal, I take the time to walk around the shop and see what they have.
Anyway, finally one of the squids behind the desk comes out and fills out a service tag, get my info, and asks what I want done. 'I want the negative spring changed to the stiffest one available'. Squid says, 'uh, do you know which fork it goes in?' Me 'which fork?' Squid 'which fork leg?' I just look at him for a second and ask 'you aren't going to be the one to install this are you?' He looks a little put out and I point out that there is only one fork leg on a lefty. Then he says 'what happened to the other fork leg?' I was ready to carry the bike out at that point, but one of the other guys hears what's going on and jumps in, laughing, and says that the guy I was talking to just started that day. It's always great to see someone's first reaction to a lefty...