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Rides with Picard involve...
Tight purple spedos
Dancing
Throwing up
Cat calling and addressing woman like it's 1940
Having your manhood insulted at a strip club
Naps
Lots of poor grammar (my wheelhouse)
Star Trek trivia

Sounds of kind of awesome actually.

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Wait!?!!? What happen at strip club?
 

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Anyone rides with me will be treated to free beers.

I must wear speedo. That is the rule

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We need to suggest mtbr.com have a raffle and the winner gets to… Ride with Picard!
 

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Wait diamonds was destroyed by the Memorial Day tornado last year in Dayton, Ohio. Were it to reopen the consensus was to rename it “ titty twisters”.
 

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Everyone wants to ride with you Picard, we just can’t right now because of Covid. Don’t take it personal.
 

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Riding with Picard is like this:

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Here’s an idea...

Everyone wants to ride with you Picard, we just can’t right now because of Covid. Don’t take it personal.
Let’s face it, we all want to ride with Picard so badly. But... COVID. So what if we plan a virtual “Ride With Picard Day” in the near future? We could pick a date and everybody DIY a ride while we spend the day virtually riding with and thinking about our iconic MTBR buddy Picard.

Alone.

We could take photos on our rides, maybe include some photos with cardboard cutouts of Picard (damn I wish I had one), post ride reports of how our individual rides went (including how many times virtual Picard hurled, etc.) — you know, just to celebrate how special we think he is.

Whether positively or negatively.

We could even include some of our other MTBR favs on our virtual rides like Finch, Lane Detroit City, etc. Maybe even some fictitious people or sexy TV stars and stuff. Really do things up virtually right.

Just so you know, Scott O. is the one who PM’d me with this idea, so if you don’t like it, blame him, okay?

Meanwhile I’m thinking August 12th because on that date in 1877 Thomas Edison invented the pornograph and made the first sound recording. Where would Picard be today without the pornograph?
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We could even include some of our other MTBR favs on our virtual rides like Finch, Lane Detroit City, etc. Maybe even some fictitious people or sexy TV stars and stuff. Really do things up virtually right.
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Finch will give you cliff bars. Ask me how I know.
 

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I'm in as long as 3 conditions are met:

We hit up a strip joint post ride.

Dirt Junkie, Finch, and Picard all post pics of themselves (preferably clothed) on the morning of the ride holding a copy of their local daily newspaper.

Also, everyone needs to pay me a $10 processing fee.

I am Picard!

Actually, no, I am Sparticus!

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I'm in. But can we do it on the weekend?

Check will be in the mail, Sparticus O!
 

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I'm in. But can we do it on the weekend?

Check will be in the mail, Sparticus O!
I need to update my Speedo wardrobe, I guess.

Weekends are good for me, too.
 
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