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Here's mine when asked whether he was bipolar:

"What's the cure, medicine to make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments when a guy like crashes?"

His melt down is just pure gold, an endless source of entertainment...
 

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"I am on a drug; it's called Charlie Sheen."

He's been quite entertaining. A bit James Joyce meets Jack Kerouac meets NY subway bum meets Jack Daniels. :p
 

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"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
:thumbsup: :lol:
 

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Thanks. Seriously, Mel Gibson looks tame compared to Charlie. Some cable network will go ahead and offer him a reality show. It'll be like Gary Busey but with more drugs and pornstars. It'll be a hit.
 

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Thanks. Seriously, Mel Gibson looks tame compared to Charlie. Some cable network will go ahead and offer him a reality show. It'll be like Gary Busey but with more drugs and pornstars. It'll be a hit.
Just make it an at-home "reality" show. That's one "reality" that might actually be worth watching. What a character!

My favorite quote I heard on the radio went something like "not everyone can handle recreational crack" like he can.

Not a quote, but I love his inventions:
* Self-designed rehab at home program (hey, it worked, in only three days!)
* A "family" vacation involving a porn-star-not-a-hooker locked in the bathroom and a bag full of cocaine.

What a great OT thread. I just hope he gets help before he goes the way of Anna Nichole-Smith...
 

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"I expose people to magic. I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to experience in their normal, boring lives. I may forget about it tomorrow, but they're going to live with that memory the rest of their lives."
 

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From ABC News

"It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books," the 45-year-old actor said. "We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."

From the video: " I've got poetry in my fingertips, and this includes naps".
 
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