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Anyone able to help out with some valentine`s day lines i can fire out to some people for a bit of a laugh? Either one`s you`ve used or heard, whichever.

I`ll start. Here`s one i`m ashamed to say i used back in the day........"You are a rare rose in a garden of weed`s."

Lol, how lame. Anyone else? :)
 

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Damitletsride! said:
Anyone able to help out with some valentine`s day lines i can fire out to some people for a bit of a laugh? Either one`s you`ve used or heard, whichever.

I`ll start. Here`s one i`m ashamed to say i used back in the day........"You are a rare rose in a garden of weed`s."

Lol, how lame. Anyone else? :)
"I'm wearing my heart on for you":devil:

:)
 

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Don't worry, be happy!
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"I knew I'd see you some day".

Hey, it worked. I moved in with him a month later and we have our **27th** anniversary this week.
 

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Valentine's Day... when holidays and hell collide.

You were looking for 'pick up' type lines though weren't you? :p
 

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Here's my two:
You ask: "Did it hurt?", She asks: "What?". You say, "When you fell out of heaven"

"If we were letters in the alphabet, I'd put U and I together".

Wow, that IS cheesy.
 

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The most awesome heart warming red-neck line pick-up ever used:

"Get in the truck biotch"

can ya feel the love?!
 

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lidarman said:
WTF lines are these?

Are people spending valentines day at the bar?
too many single folk here?

valentines day: brought to you by hallmark and the flower people who just want your money!

seriously- dozen roses:
march-january: $10 at most
february: $20 or more.

it's as bad as the cost of ubmrellas on rainly days...
 

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"Your eyes are as blue as the lever 2000 in my toilet bowl"

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

And the only one I ever used on a girl,

"If I could be anything, I would be one of your tears. I'd be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips."

I used to have a bunch of stupid ones, but since I got married I can't remember any of them
 

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SlowSSer said:
too many single folk here?

valentines day: brought to you by hallmark and the flower people who just want your money!

seriously- dozen roses:
march-january: $10 at most
february: $20 or more.

it's as bad as the cost of ubmrellas on rainly days...
Damn, where do you buy roses at? Roses around here are normally $25 for a dozen at the grocery store, $40-$50 for a dozen at a florist, then double that for V-day. The price jumps (supply and demand, man :rolleyes: ) is exactly why I don't do stuff for Valentines day. I'm glad my wife agrees with me that it's a stupid day.
 

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Can I touch you...so I can say I've been touched by an angel?
 

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do you

believe in love at first sight...or should i walk by again?

er, um, another one that never worked for me...

this one doesnt translate as well from another language, but roughly:

since we re so bored, should we try kissing?
 

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kingkahuna said:
how about you and me go halves on a bastard?
LOL....I don't care who you are, thats just funny right there...

I've used these (but only after I was married)
- Glance at her tag on her shirt and say "Just what I thought, made in heaven"
- Your daddy must have long arms to reach the stars and put them in your eyes
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
 
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