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All the good stuff aside, I realized today the worst part about having a new girlfriend, the loss of all of my boxer shorts. Thinking back, more often than not, everytime I start a new relationship, I lose most of my boxers. I usually end up with 3 or 4 that are left over in my dresser from college with holes and no elastic band left. She walks around with my boxers all cinched up at the waist because they're too big and I really never get to wear them again. I'm starting to think I should cycle my shorts in sync with my girlfriends so when I need new boxers, I get a new girl friend to give my old boxers to and buy new ones. Oh well, atleast it's fun watching her walk around with my boxers on. ;)

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My wife (girlfreind at the time), got me for some sweatpants and matching sweatshirt. That was 1994, she still has them and refuses to give them back, not that they would fit me anymore.
 

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Reek said:
All the good stuff aside, I realized today the worst part about having a new girlfriend, the loss of all of my boxer shorts. Thinking back, more often than not, everytime I start a new relationship, I lose most of my boxers. I usually end up with 3 or 4 that are left over in my dresser from college with holes and no elastic band left. She walks around with my boxers all cinched up at the waist because they're too big and I really never get to wear them again. I'm starting to think I should cycle my shorts in sync with my girlfriends so when I need new boxers, I get a new girl friend to give my old boxers to and buy new ones. Oh well, atleast it's fun watching her walk around with my boxers on. ;)

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Commando in Maryland
Pictures of her in your boxers bro--we need pictures :D :D
 

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maybe..

Reek said:
All the good stuff aside, I realized today the worst part about having a new girlfriend, the loss of all of my boxer shorts. Thinking back, more often than not, everytime I start a new relationship, I lose most of my boxers. I usually end up with 3 or 4 that are left over in my dresser from college with holes and no elastic band left. She walks around with my boxers all cinched up at the waist because they're too big and I really never get to wear them again. I'm starting to think I should cycle my shorts in sync with my girlfriends so when I need new boxers, I get a new girl friend to give my old boxers to and buy new ones. Oh well, atleast it's fun watching her walk around with my boxers on. ;)

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Commando in Maryland
you should start buying your boxer shorts from mens department stores..
 
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