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.reasons why "all squirrels must die"

- Squirrels are the spawn of Satan.
They live mysterious lives in the forests plotting against the rest of the world.

They are one of the top causes of power outages and damage to very expensive equipment. They seem to be attracted to transformers and fly into them like Kamikaze pilots.

Squirrels have killed innocent citizens by causing car wrecks throughout the years.
How many times have innocent automobile drivers barely avoided running off the road trying to miss (or to hit) a squirrel taunting them in the middle of the road? Some are not so lucky and wreck due to these furry little beasts.

Squirrels do millions of dollars worth of home damage.
They are masters of break-ins destroying siding, vents, wires, etc. in the process.

Squirrels have no respect for privacy or property rights.
They move into attics and will not leave. They are not invited. An attic is not an oak tree, and they know this. They are too lazy to build their own homes so they try to take over someone else's. They move around in the attic at night scaring young kids and women.

Squirrels are notorious thieves, stealing food and property from other animals and people.
They are the most skilled thieves on the planet. They are despised by birds lovers They steal nuts from bird feeders and fruits from trees. When measures are taken to prevent them from getting the prize, they try that much harder.

7. Squirrels assault people's gardens all over the world causing millions of dollars in crop damage.
They get into people's gardens and destroy the vegetables, fruits, and flowers. They rarely even consume them, they just destroy them for the fun of it.

8. Squirrels caused the black death in Europe and currently carry numerous life threatening diseases including rabies and bubonic plague.
It is a historic fact that squirrels, as well as their brothers the rats, were one of the carriers of the black plague in the Middle Ages throughout Europe leading to the horrible death of millions.

9. Squirrels are the most reprehensible animals on the planet and will strike any other animal or human they come in contact with.
There are countless documented accounts of squirrel assaults. They antagonize people and are formidable foes. It is no accident that squirrels are portrayed in film as they are, insane little creatures that do not think anything of taking on people.

10. Squirrels kill and castrate other squirrels.
Naturalists have discovered an alarming behavior among certain squirrels. A Male squirrel will invade the tree of an enemy squirrel and bite off the nuts of the young in the nest.
Squirrels are the spawn of Satan.
They live mysterious lives in the forests plotting against the rest of the world.1. Squirrels are the spawn of Satan.
They live mysterious lives in the forests plotting against the rest of the world.

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I agree! squirrels are like rats with furry tails. I've had to true several road bike wheels after running over squirrels.

this was my avatar for ahwile on another forum until everyone complianed that it was too graphic:
 

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When I lived in Sacramento, across from McKinley Park, my friends and I would go "Squirreling" with our Fly Rods.

We would tie a peanut on the end of the line and cast out to them. Once we "caught" a squirrel, you get the classic "Tips Up, let the line out" type fish run. We could actually reel the little buggers in.

The smart squirrel would wrap the line around a tree as it ran up. The really smart ones would just chew the line off, get the peanut and laugh at us.

It was great. Pretty soon, we made it a regular Wednesday afternoon affair and other's would join in.

Perhaps you should start doing this. It may change your view point on the varmit.

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When I lived in Sacramento, across from McKinley Park, my friends and I would go "Squirreling" with our Fly Rods.

We would tie a peanut on the end of the line and cast out to them. Once we "caught" a squirrel, you get the classic "Tips Up, let the line out" type fish run. We could actually reel the little buggers in.

The smart squirrel would wrap the line around a tree as it ran up. The really smart ones would just chew the line off, get the peanut and laugh at us.

It was great. Pretty soon, we made it a regular Wednesday afternoon affair and other's would join in.

Perhaps you should start doing this. It may change your view point on the varmit.

jps
Hey, don't you actually have to ride a mountain bike to post on this forum? Just owning one isn't enough. :madmax:

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squirrels, I have no issues with them. I really think that Humans are the spawn of Satan... look at all the **** humans cause and we are supposed to be the intelligent ones.
 

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As someone with a small mammal avatar, I find this post inflammatory and provocative.

There are more of us than there are of you.
 

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I'm with you:thumbsup: We only think we're smart because we kill... Ain't we cool?:rolleyes:

Animals rock. Humans... not so much:madmax:

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#1 Veterinarian - I never met an animal that I didn't like

#2 Mortician - Meet people at their best:D
 

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baycat said:
did ye get yer sultan yet?
Not yet. Seems it will be ready first week in August. WB135 coming next week.

and I haven't ridden in two weeks . . . :mad:

jrm said:
Squirrels have killed innocent citizens by causing car wrecks throughout the years.
How many times have innocent automobile drivers barely avoided running off the road trying to miss (or to hit) a squirrel taunting them in the middle of the road? Some are not so lucky and wreck due to these furry little beasts.
You mean to tell me that people slow down or otherwise try to avoid them? I don't get it . . . . Speeding up? well, duh . . .
 

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squirrels, I have no issues with them. I really think that Humans are the spawn of Satan... look at all the **** humans cause and we are supposed to be the intelligent ones.
Blue Shorts said:
I'm with you:thumbsup: We only think we're smart because we kill... Ain't we cool?:rolleyes:

Animals rock. Humans... not so much:madmax:

Worlds two best jobs:

#1 Veterinarian - I never met an animal that I didn't like

#2 Mortician - Meet people at their best:D
Effin hippies! :rolleyes:

-Dan
 

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The Law said:
Effin hippies! :rolleyes:

-Dan
come to our "Save the Squirrels" and "Hug a Tree" ride here in the hippie capital? You have to ride here as we do not support the use of oil for transportation :D I will bring some hemp cookies for snacks :cool:

How is the Law? What is the estimated time of first mtn bike ride?
 

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I will bring some hemp cookies for snacks :cool:

How is the Law? What is the estimated time of first mtn bike ride?
Yum.

She's fine. We go rafting this weekend for 2 weeks, against EVERYONE's suggestion. :rolleyes: We can save that for another thread though.

back on topic: Squirrels are the devil :devil:

-Dan
 
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