Thanks.
Someone abandoned what appeared to be a mostly functional city cruiser-style bike deep in the South March Highlands trail network. It was a mystery how it got there. Days went by and no one claimed it.
Someone suggested riding the bike down "The Impaler" (a nearby trail feature). I said I would, another person asked for video proof, one thing lead to another, and next thing you know, 3 of us are riding city bikes in our Sunday best on some of the rockiest trails.