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I was coming up on a blind corner on apex last night and I heard a guy yelling at someone to go faster and kept assuring them that they were almost to the top. He was yelling pretty darn loud and i was thinking this guy must be a real [email protected]*hole!!!!

Then from around corner comes a donkey on a leash with the owner slowly jogging behind him. I said hello and he said one back...sure enough donkey # 2 and trail runner.
I can not think of a worse place to do this but it's open space so to each their own. I sure hope the DH's guys were smart enough to yeild to these guys.

Did anyone else see this? Sorry, I did not have my camera with me. I sure wish i did though!!
 

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Were they jacka$$e$?
Are you sure it wasn't PBR? I know you saw him up there.
Ba-dump-bump.

I keed!
:D
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PBR was dragging ass up the climbs too!!

Yeah right!!

bad andy! said:
Were they jacka$$e$?
Are you sure it wasn't PBR? I know you saw him up there.
Ba-dump-bump.

I keed!
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You know that Johnny Werzner kid -
the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl,
just like his old man.
"Dad, get me a burrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live".
So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and
there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree.
I said, "What are you looking for?"
He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground!
Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!"


Oops wrong burro, but I do love the song.
 

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I met them right at the Enchanted Forest Bridge. They (the runners & burros) were very friendly! It is awesome to run into nice trail users. Kindness man....the FR trails and the World needs more of it!!!

Also met a very nice family from New Orleans at the top of Lookout Mtn...they were super friendly and amazed with the beauty of Colorado!
 

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You know that Johnny Werzner kid -
the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl,
just like his old man.
"Dad, get me a burrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live".
So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and
there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree.
I said, "What are you looking for?"
He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground!
Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!"

"Ever go to make a pork sausage and find it's got hairs growin out of it?"
..."and it gave me a look...that chills me to this day."
 

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zorro said:
You know that Johnny Werzner kid -
the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl,
just like his old man.
"Dad, get me a burrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live".
So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and
there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree.
I said, "What are you looking for?"
He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground!
Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!"

Oops wrong burro, but I do love the song.
Whoa! Blast from the past! :thumbsup: I love that "song" too. Thanks.
 

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People who don't know the DM are gonna think we're high as hell...like we've been smoking bananna peels or something. I suppose this could go on forever.
 

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And on a pretty Sunday morning
A bunch of pretty Baptist girls
Linked their pretty hands and they sang
Life is sh%t, life is sh&t
The world is ****, the world is sh&t
This is life as I know it
This is life as I know it
 
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