My Sultan Made Me Bigger

The Highline made me smaller! I'm down to 218lbs, and my sack hangs down to my knees.

cutthroat said:

Bigger wheels. A full season of riding. Started out at 175lbs (that's 12.5 Stone for the Haggis eaters). At my annual physical yesterday I weighed in at 183lbs. WTF? Do 29ers make you fat? Now my Dr. wants me to take a heart stress test. WTFF?

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Don't sweat it. Feel good in the knowledge that if you were on one side of a see-saw (teeter-totter?) and I got on the other you would get more air than CC has in a lifetime.

El Chingon said:

my sack hangs down to my knees.

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El Santa, is that you? I've been a good boy this year, don't forget to stop by the Beard residence in a couple of weeks. I'll leave you some Maker's Mark and a Doner Kebab.

El Chingon said:

The Highline made me smaller! I'm down to 218lbs, and my sack hangs down to my knees.

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Get a sack job! And no speedo pics.

El Chingon said:

...and my sack hangs down to my knees.

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Sorry bud... that's what gettin' old does for ya...

cutthroat said:

Bigger wheels. A full season of riding. Started out at 175lbs (that's 12.5 Stone for the Haggis eaters). At my annual physical yesterday I weighed in at 183lbs.

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proof that 29er's are more efficient (less exertion required)

Great title, btw!

It's probably 8 lbs of righteousness knowing that you are superior to anyone riding a 26er. Either that or 29" wheels add to your cholesterol like a tubful of trans fats.

ROFLMAO you beat me to it

xjbebop said:

proof that 29er's are more efficient (less exertion required)

Great title, btw!

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Less filling

El Chingon said:

The Highline made me smaller! I'm down to 218lbs, and my sack hangs down to my knees.

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Might I suggest a good plastic surgeon?

I ride an RFX, and I am exactly the same gargantuan size. I'm a much better and faster rider tho.

What color is your Sultan, Cutthroat?

Silver Flux (original 2005 color): Not efficient. I kept losing weight.
Red (replacement front triangle) Flux: Hella efficient. Gained a shitload of pounds.
Green Sultan: Between silver and red, losing weight slowly.

This is important. The racers need to know what color is fastest!

I bet cutthroat is spending more time pining away for his long-gone Burner, box of doughnuts at the ready, than out riding his Sultan. His "full season of riding"? 1/2 on his Sultan, half in his daydreaming of rides on his Burner. If he rode a medium I'd let him take my Reborn Burner out for a spin, just to remind him of the joy he's lost.

Plim said:

What color is your Sultan, Cutthroat?

Silver Flux (original 2005 color): Not efficient. I kept losing weight.
Red (replacement front triangle) Flux: Hella efficient. Gained a shitload of pounds.
Green Sultan: Between silver and red, losing weight slowly.

This is important. The racers need to know what color is fastest!

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Understandable, tho some (I won't name names, Tidy) need to know which colors are stealthiest and suitable for sneaking up on small animals from behind.

I hear white is a good option.

TLL said:

Understandable, tho some (I won't name names, Tidy) need to know which colors are stealthiest and suitable for sneaking up on small animals from behind.

I hear white is a good option.

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You hurt me with your words (because it's true).

Well, I hear that blue isn't the best colour for a meanie. I will run you over with my yellow submarine. So ner ner