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My nut got squished by my squishy

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Stanceslao

Discussion Starter · Jan 14, 2022

Yep literally.
I was going down a very steep (to me) "hill" and to prevent me tipping forward, I stood up and moved my arse back as far a possible, then when I reached the bottom, it's abruptly followed by another ascending hill, that's when I accidentally sat on the rear wheel, and my arse got sucked between the front of the rear wheel and saddle post squishing my private ryan 🤣 (or ryan's private) parts. Dang I was in agony for about 30 minutes, after that I continued, still in a little pain and my inner thighs/groin are also sore.
I forgot to take a pic of where it happened... I should have, but my mind got lost at the time, thinking of my "future".

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Battery

· #2 · Jan 14, 2022

Charlie:
Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted:
I don't know, both I guess.
Warren:
[from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
...
Charlie:
Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

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Sir kayakalot

· #3 · Jan 14, 2022

Stanceslao said:
Yep literally.
I was going down a very steep (to me) "hill" and to prevent me tipping forward, I stood up and moved my arse back as far a possible, then when I reached the bottom, it's abruptly followed by another ascending hill, that's when I accidentally sat on the rear wheel, and my arse got sucked between the front of the rear wheel and saddle post squishing my private ryan 🤣 (or ryan's private) parts. Dang I was in agony for about 30 minutes, after that I continued, still in a little pain and my inner thighs/groin are also sore.
I forgot to take a pic of where it happened... I should have, but my mind got lost at the time, thinking of my "future".

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That’s why all of us serious mtn bikers have our balls removed surgically. I would schedule it ASAP if I were you

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jeremy3220

· #4 · Jan 14, 2022

That's why Picard wears tightest speedo

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Sir kayakalot

· #5 · Jan 14, 2022

jeremy3220 said:
That's why Picard wears tightest speedo

If you’re saying what I think you’re saying, and I think I do, then that would mean there’s the possibility that Picard is fertile……god help us

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walkerwalker

· #6 · Jan 14, 2022

bring back the 26ers.

ljsmith

· #7 · Jan 14, 2022

Bring back the spandex.

NorCal_In_AZ

· #8 · Jan 14, 2022

In all seriousness, you would benefit from a longer dropper.
I mean you only get one set of peanuts. That justifies a few hundred dollars being spent.

davec113

· #9 · Jan 15, 2022

Sir kayakalot said:
That’s why all of us serious mtn bikers have our balls removed surgically. I would schedule it ASAP if I were you

I think that's just for the married dudes.

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davec113

· #10 · Jan 15, 2022

jeremy3220 said:
That's why Picard wears tightest speedo

For me, #1 priority for chammies is how comfortably and securely it holds the frank and beans.

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Stanceslao

Discussion Starter · #11 · Jan 15, 2022

who is Picard ?

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Sir kayakalot

· #12 · Jan 15, 2022

Stanceslao said:
who is Picard ?

Someone that we don’t want breeding

NorCal_In_AZ

· #13 · Jan 15, 2022

Stanceslao said:
who is Picard ?

Ever watch South Park? Picard is the real life Canadian that South Park basis their pretrial of Canadians on.

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jeremy3220

· #14 · Jan 15, 2022

Stanceslao said:
who is Picard ?

MTBR legend

noapathy

· #15 · Jan 15, 2022

Everything would've been fine if only you'd gotten those orange Santa Cruz stickers installed in time.

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Cary

· #16 · Jan 15, 2022

I feel your pain. About a month ago, my bike came to a sudden stop on a steep descent, I kept moving and then my nuts kindly acted as a cushion between the rest of me and the back of my saddle. I literally had a trailside check for blood (felt like there was). Two weeks later the soreness stopped.

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FatboyFarleyFuse1977

· #17 · Jan 15, 2022

Battery said:
Warren:
[from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

Have you seen my baseball?

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Gym123

· #18 · Jan 15, 2022

Is this the reason for using a saddle bag?

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