MTHER FCKER TRIED TO STEAL MY BIKE AGAIN !!
Background - My old bike was stolen from my garage about 2 months ago - just replaced it with a Santa Cruz Nomad.....
1st - please pardon my language.... I'm a little upset.....
So last night around 5pm I'm about to pull into my garage so I've just pushed the button and am waiting for the light to change so I can round the corner and pull in. AS I'm making the turn into the garage some ******* trots into my garage and starts trying to steal my bike !!! It's locked down now to a concrete anchor in the garage floor so he's not getting anywhere. I pull in and have my headlights on him and he just KEEPS trying to steal it !! I get out of the car shoved him against the wall and yelled "WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU DOING ??!? The **** that came out of his mouth next was UNBELIEVABLE and in no particular order he said "I didn't know it was yours" "I was just checking out this bike" "I'm homeless" (he was about 20 and looked in perfect health) "I'm sorry" So I shoved him hard again out of the garage and into the street. He just kept saying "Sorry" and "I'm homeless" to which I replied in my holiday way "FCK YOU, YOU HOMELESS FCK !!! "
He didn't fight back, he didn't run away, and I think he must have been on drugs or something ! SO finally I say "I'm calling the cops you ****" and pushed him down the street. They he pleaded with me not to call them and ran away....
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
WHAT THE FCK ?!!?
Background - My old bike was stolen from my garage about 2 months ago - just replaced it with a Santa Cruz Nomad.....
1st - please pardon my language.... I'm a little upset.....
So last night around 5pm I'm about to pull into my garage so I've just pushed the button and am waiting for the light to change so I can round the corner and pull in. AS I'm making the turn into the garage some ******* trots into my garage and starts trying to steal my bike !!! It's locked down now to a concrete anchor in the garage floor so he's not getting anywhere. I pull in and have my headlights on him and he just KEEPS trying to steal it !! I get out of the car shoved him against the wall and yelled "WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU DOING ??!? The **** that came out of his mouth next was UNBELIEVABLE and in no particular order he said "I didn't know it was yours" "I was just checking out this bike" "I'm homeless" (he was about 20 and looked in perfect health) "I'm sorry" So I shoved him hard again out of the garage and into the street. He just kept saying "Sorry" and "I'm homeless" to which I replied in my holiday way "FCK YOU, YOU HOMELESS FCK !!! "
He didn't fight back, he didn't run away, and I think he must have been on drugs or something ! SO finally I say "I'm calling the cops you ****" and pushed him down the street. They he pleaded with me not to call them and ran away....
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
WHAT THE FCK ?!!?