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Hello to all, to all, hello!
If my plea for membership went unnoticed, please allow me to totally make an ass of myself in hopes of a reply from MIKE T. And I write:

Magura Magura you rock them all,
In a dry arrid desert or hurricane squall.
One fingered braking? Half's all I need!
As the Cult members relish watching me plead.
Trials? Urban? Freeriding with friends?
Witness other brands crap out like a doggy's rear end.
My trusty Maguras are there without fault.
They command my bike, "Hey you there! Stop! Halt!"
No Sir, my Maguras cannot be beat.
Ride them once, you'll see these puppies are SWEET!!!
"Rim Crusher" is a nickname I've also seen.
As I ride my HS33's in Big Pimpin' Green.
It's almost over, I'm nearly done.
PLEASE ISSUE ME MCM#1981!!!

Thanks to all, to all a good night.
Keep the Rubber down, Shiny up, and all your bolts tight!!!

Graham E. Sr.
 

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fattyrephreak said:
Hello to all, to all, hello!
If my plea for membership went unnoticed, please allow me to totally make an ass of myself in hopes of a reply from MIKE T. And I write:

Magura Magura you rock them all,
In a dry arrid desert or hurricane squall.
One fingered braking? Half's all I need!
As the Cult members relish watching me plead.
Trials? Urban? Freeriding with friends?
Witness other brands crap out like a doggy's rear end.
My trusty Maguras are there without fault.
They command my bike, "Hey you there! Stop! Halt!"
No Sir, my Maguras cannot be beat.
Ride them once, you'll see these puppies are SWEET!!!
"Rim Crusher" is a nickname I've also seen.
As I ride my HS33's in Big Pimpin' Green.
It's almost over, I'm nearly done.
PLEASE ISSUE ME MCM#1981!!!

Thanks to all, to all a good night.
Keep the Rubber down, Shiny up, and all your bolts tight!!!

Graham E. Sr.
Hehee, a good one!!
 

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PLEASE ISSUE ME MCM#1981!
Heeeeeeeeere I am! Better late than never eh? Where does the time go? Anyway Graham that was an awesome poem and more than enough for unduction into the world-famous, much-envied, very exclusive, outrageously expensive (ok not outrageously expensive; I lied there) Magura Cult.

You will now and phorever be know as fattyrephreak, mcm #1981

The tattoo goes on the left side rear, 4" below the belt and it saves us money on silly (and painful) pin-on numbers at the Magura Cult annual naked dirt criterium.

Welcome fattyrephreak. I'll have you on the Cult members' page as soon as I can fire up the web page builder program.

Mike T. (mcm #717 & ONGO)

PS - I borrowed your fine poem for the Cult cultural page too. Thanks!
 

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Welcome... 1981!!!

Welcome to the addiction... brakes is the first place to start.

BTW... where are the virgins... I need to do some "sacrifices". Actually, I can do a little cheating and they have not to be virgin enough. :D

Mike T. ... is there anything like a membership upgrade??

I mean, I got my MCM# with a set of Julies... now I have this baby on mi bike!
 

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I just ordered some Louise FR for my Turner

Hmm. Do I have to enter into the cult? My last Magura membership cost me a lot of rides. Maybe this relationship shall bring me joy and blue sky. But, I must admit, I'm hoping the gravity that pulls at my arse will be weakened by Ms. Louise. We shall see how much ride time she gives me insteed of garage time.

Jaybo
 

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Marta

I have a Martas, Enduro (180mm rotor) front and 160mm in the rear. I just can't imagine needing anything more.

Of the two buddies I ride with, one weighs 205# and rides Martas (160mm fr/rr), and another buddy is 160# and also sports martas (sl 160mm f/rr). Both those guys have experienced brake fade in the front. I'm 185# and I guess with the 180mm front rotor I must be more immune to fading as I've had no evidence of this phenomenon.

Awesome brakes! :D
 
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