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What does this have to do with mtn biking or anything bike related at all?
 

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Kerry I get in trouble or get my posts removed that are non-MTB related at all
 

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Oh, the days of humor on this board!

Wonder Woman

Name: Diana Prince
Born: Paradise Island
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 135 lbs.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black
Base of Operations: Olympus, formally Paradise Island and Gateway City.
Mother: Hippolyte
Occupation: Goddess of Truth formally Ambassador and Princess of the Amazons & secretary to Colonel Darnell, U. S. Military Intelligence
Group Affiliation: Justice League of America, former reserve member of the JLE, Foothills patrol.

With a Bio like that, do you think she would be interested in joining the foothills patrols with Gary?I can see it all now. Twisted bombing down on his 29ner going fully ridged when Diana captures him with the golden lasso. When questioned on whether he has left his mark on a wet spot and forced to tell the truth -Twisted gets a spanking.

I bet she rides an invisible unicycle.
 

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Okay I'll play

So many people tell me I should find a sugar mama!
I think she's a nice definition of one.

Nice Camel (sback).
 

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You ever heard the joke about spreading flour? Ohhh never mind!
 

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How about Farah Fawcett when Majors was getting some - does that give you a twitch? Not even on a skateboard? In bell bottoms? And white leather Nike's? Schwing.

Speaking of which, what do you get when you cross a college kid, an Egyptologist and a plummer? That's right: A Pharaoh Faucet Major.

So. Anybody here from out of town?
 

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