[theredgreenSShow]

Hello all!


Blowout snapped this lovely pic of me Tuesday night at Big Finn, thought I'd share it with you all. Yeah...I was testing out this new ride known as "The Impaler"...

Anybody else have any treasured pics of themselves "in flight", post them and join the SS Flying Club today!

Best Regards,

Chris

"theredgreenSShow"

 

[mordecai]

Whoa man, is your bike ok?

 

[theredgreenSShow]

C.u.S.S. status

Whoa man, is your bike ok?

...Thanks for the concern, my little C.u.S.S. is just dandy!

~Chris

 

[JRA]

...Thanks for the concern, my little C.u.S.S. is just dandy!

More to the point ... what'd you hit that would cause you (of all people) to endo like that? Looks like nice easy flat trail in the picture. Did you duck and roll over "Vlad"? We all want to know how you escaped puncture injury.

 

[Mine'sAPint]

You'll be lucky to get a picture of me with the tires off the ground, let alone doing a full on SSuperman impression

At least you didn't head butt a tree this time, eh

 

[maSSpayne]

Hydraulic brakes! Who needs 'em!!
I'm suprised that pic hasn't been put on the 'Photo Caption' forum.

 

[Cloxxki]

Was this one of those moments where bystanders hit the floor before you did, laughing themselves to tears, waving a camera as if it were the victory flag? Good video camara's offer nice still shots, could be a nice way to cheat into getting such a pic
I can't imagine how you ended up in that part of air space...

 

[FTM]

not me, but a good friend...

 

[Guital2]

Warning: Do not turn your wheel 90 degrees when approaching a rut and wearing a chineese hat.

 

[fish man]

Warning: Do not turn your wheel 90 degrees when approaching a rut and wearing a chineese hat.

especially when your bike doesnt have a chainring

 

[theredgreenSShow]

Pilot Briefing...How to Fly, part 1

More to the point ... what'd you hit that would cause you (of all people) to endo like that? Looks like nice easy flat trail in the picture. Did you duck and roll over "Vlad"? We all want to know how you escaped puncture injury.

JRA~

Well, Kyle had just rode right over it, nice and slow like, so I went back and pedaled up to it, pulled up and about then my back tire rolled over one of "Vlad the Impaler's" broken limbs and spun-out instead of providing me with the traction to propel me forward over the log. My front tire bounced off the log when it was part ways over and then following the law of thermodynamics shot backwards, resulting in this picture. Kyle does have impeccable timing on the camera, doesn't he? Escaping puncture injury is easy when you weigh a buck forty two, are 2-dimensional and lucky...but, honestly I actually did put a puncture in my left elbow. Collected a few bruises too...I got off cheap. Bike was fine too...rest of the ride was much less eventful. It's a good thing.

Chris

 

[theredgreenSShow]

Ironic Idea...

Hydraulic brakes! Who needs 'em!!
I'm suprised that pic hasn't been put on the 'Photo Caption' forum.

Doesn't Maxxis sponsor the Photo Caption Contest? If so, pretty ironic that I was wearing one of April Lawyer's old Maxxis jerseys...lol

Chris

 

[theredgreenSShow]

Not that I didn't try...

You'll be lucky to get a picture of me with the tires off the ground, let alone doing a full on SSuperman impression

At least you didn't head butt a tree this time, eh

Ian,

I'm sure if there had been a Cedar nearby I would have attempted a tackle.

Chris

 

[hu-man]

or spokes

let alone you not even having face

and you got decapitated! Boy I'd like to see the hazard that inspired that sign.