REVIEWS DEALS BIKESHOPS TRAILS

It wouldn't be mountain biking unless

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PBR me!

Discussion Starter · Jul 3, 2009

i"ll start with a few:

1. You didn't get rained on at some point
2. You didn't rob all your parts off your wife's bike (mGe)
3. At some point a flask comes out
4. You didn't get rained on at some point
5. You drive to the trailhead and realize your bike does not have a chain on it (FT's buddy)

whatcha got? :thumbsup:

also if someone could find me or has a pbr koozie i would be willing to barter

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Moustache rider

· #2 · Jul 3, 2009

6. Someone has to stop for a safety break.

Yetigirl

· #3 · Jul 3, 2009

PBR me! said:
also if someone could find me.....

PBR me! did you get lost???

s.s. spike

· #4 · Jul 3, 2009

7.You find that trail that's ALL downhill from here!!!!

zrm

· #5 · Jul 3, 2009

You break (or at least wear out) something either on your body or your bike.

nOOby

· #6 · Jul 3, 2009

9. you get poked or scarred by some rogue twig or rock.

mountaingoatepics

· #7 · Jul 3, 2009

10. There is some hike a bike!

canyonrat

· #8 · Jul 3, 2009

11) There is blood involved. Not road-rash, but the kind of blood you let dry and harden into a paste mixed with the dirt on your skin.
12) This year, there is always MUD...somewhere...on the trail...your bike...and you.

And2xR

· #9 · Jul 3, 2009

13. You take a good trip over the handlebars.

lokiboy8

· #10 · Jul 3, 2009

13) You get a bug in your eye/ear/nose/mouth

14a) You go the whole ride and never use/eat/drink something you brought along

14b) You need something you decided NOT to bring

ds2199

· #11 · Jul 3, 2009

15. you get to the trailhead and realize that you forgot your bike shoes (but you ride anyway on your clipless pedals and whatever shoes you're wearing)

nadinno78

· #12 · Jul 3, 2009

Someone says "this is the last climb", but its really not.

rsi

· #13 · Jul 4, 2009

You get all the way to moab and have forgotten the bladder for your camelback.27 bucks later you have a spare...

Or realize you forgot to put the front wheel for your bike in the car after getting to the trailhead. Doh!

mouse jockey

· #14 · Jul 4, 2009

During group rides you realize no one shaves their legs, including the women.

jake7

· #15 · Jul 4, 2009

14. you stockpile some karma by giving someone a spare tube
15. your friends/family look at you like you've blown a gasket when you try to explain to them how much fun riding at night is

bucksaw87

· #16 · Jul 4, 2009

nadinno78 said:
Someone says "this is the last climb", but its really not.

it's only a little more ways to the top...i promise this time...only a little more :thumbsup:

PBR me!

Discussion Starter · #17 · Jul 4, 2009

unless there is a little bit o this

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jake7

· #18 · Jul 4, 2009

PBR me! said:
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Exactly! Don't know if you've been up on GM lately, but the rains have now rutted out two-towers to the difficulty level of BOR:thumbsup:

goldenboy

· #19 · Jul 5, 2009

48) The 25-mile, three-hour backcountry exploration turns into a seven-hour bushwack.

davec113

· #20 · Jul 5, 2009

ds2199 said:
15. you get to the trailhead and realize that you forgot your bike shoes (but you ride anyway on your clipless pedals and whatever shoes you're wearing)

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