Mountain Bike Reviews Forum banner

In case you need to hear this today

2691 Views 50 Replies 31 Participants Last post by  786737
That bike you have? It is the best one!

The wheel size you ride...best choice by far!

White is a perfect color for a bike!

Your bike totally needs a dropper post!

Steel bikes are amazing!

Building your own bike from the parts you buy is the best way to get a bike you like!

That new bike is the perfect bike for you!

Clipless pedals make all bikes better!

Orange is a perfect color for a bike!

Purple is the perfect color for a bike!

Riding with friends is the best!

Buying a complete bike is the best way to get a bike you like!

Aluminum bikes are amazing!

Yellow is a perfect color for a bike!

The amount of suspension travel you have is the exact amount you need!

That hardtail? That is the best bike!

Red is the perfect color for a bike!

Your vintage bike is the perfect bike for you!

Upgrading your existing bike is the best way to get a bike you like!

That used bike is perfect for you!

Black is the perfect color for a bike!

You definitely don't need a dropper post, your bike is perfect as it is.

Riding solo is the best!

Green is a perfect color for a bike!

Who needs suspension? not you! Buy the rigid bike!

Flat pedals make all bikes better!

Carbon bikes are amazing!

Blue is a perfect color for a bike!
See less See more
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Love
Reactions: 5
1 - 20 of 51 Posts
You must be enjoying all the divisive topics this week. ;)
  • Like
Reactions: 1
Thanks for sharing! I have taken note.
  • Like
Reactions: 1
That bike you have? It is the best one!

The wheel size you ride...best choice by far!

White is a perfect color for a bike!

Your bike totally needs a dropper post!

Steel bikes are amazing!

Building your own bike from the parts you buy is the best way to get a bike you like!

That new bike is the perfect bike for you!

Clipless pedals make all bikes better!

Orange is a perfect color for a bike!

Purple is the perfect color for a bike!

Riding with friends is the best!

Buying a complete bike is the best way to get a bike you like!

Aluminum bikes are amazing!

Yellow is a perfect color for a bike!

The amount of suspension travel you have is the exact amount you need!

That hardtail? That is the best bike!

Red is the perfect color for a bike!

Your vintage bike is the perfect bike for you!

Upgrading your existing bike is the best way to get a bike you like!

That used bike is perfect for you!

Black is the perfect color for a bike!

You definitely don't need a dropper post, your bike is perfect as it is.

Riding solo is the best!

Green is a perfect color for a bike!

Who needs suspension? not you! Buy the rigid bike!

Flat pedals make all bikes better!

Carbon bikes are amazing!

Blue is a perfect color for a bike!
So so much to disagree with in this post...
  • Like
Reactions: 1
It's a chopper, baby.
  • Like
Reactions: 3
Fake news. White and black aren't colors.
  • Like
Reactions: 1
What about brakes?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
What about brakes?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
You mean "breaks"? LOL!

Add something about e-bikes to the list as well.
  • Like
Reactions: 1
Objectively correct
I see we have much to unpack
  • Like
Reactions: 1
One of my favorite blog posts of all time, compliments of Surly.

  • Like
  • Love
Reactions: 5
Fake news. White and black aren't colors.
I won’t see color until we are all the same homogeneous gray color with exactly the same penis size and taste in bicycles.

And yes, I also want the ladies to have the same penis size. I won’t be happy till we can all stand up and pee together!

but ladies, remember that if you shake more than 3 times, you’re playing with yourself…
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 2
What about brakes?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Brakes are for quitters
  • Like
Reactions: 3
You are wrong on all counts, and I demand an argument!
  • Like
Reactions: 1
I won’t see color until we are all the same homogeneous gray color with exactly the same penis size and taste in bicycles.

And yes, I also want the ladies to have the same penis size. I won’t be happy till we can all stand up and pee together!

but ladies, remember that if you shake more than 3 times, you’re playing with yourself…
Dude. That was a weird tangent.

Black and white are technically shades and not colors, but don't let that stop you from making the changes you feel the world needs!
Dude. That was a weird tangent.

Black and white are technically shades and not colors, but don't let that stop you from making the changes you feel the world needs!
You’re just gonna call him out about colors when he’s talking about women shaking their penis?
  • Like
Reactions: 1
Shake more than twice you're in paradise.

Sent from my Pixel 4a (5G) using Tapatalk
This thread is starting to get good.
  • Like
Reactions: 2
1 - 20 of 51 Posts
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
Top