yeah i really hate the fact that dualies are now common in dept stores. Lukily most of them will never see a real trail.
A few years ago in my only short lived job at an lbs (well, really a small sport store) they carried a 'buyers group' line of bikes, basically dept. store quality which a bunch of stores come up with a brand and part spec to get the price down. This brand was called Bonelli (ooo, faux italian!) and all their FS bikes were either named after Quebec DH resorts (Mt Tramblant, Bromont, St-Anne) or trail names from Bromont. Of course the irony is you couldnt actually ride these bikes down the trails they were named after without risk of death....damn greedy money men. Not surprising i only lasted a month there....
Ex weasel Boss on the phone: "uhh, Mat? i, uhh, dont think we'll be needing your services anymore..."
Me, still in bed: "OK, good, thats fine....have my check ready by friday"
Boss: "uhh, really?...its ok?"....of course expecting me to be shocked or plead or bargain...
Me: "No really i couldnt care less, just have my money ready...bye".....zzzzzzz