COmtbiker12 said:
I think they're from south park mmkay children.
.....Stan raises his hand.
Mr. Mackee: Yes Stan.
Stan: Why do dogs have cold noses?
Mr. Mackee: Uh, well, I'm not sure.
Stan: Oh.
Mr. Mackee: No, uh, let's focus our discussion first on mari-ja-uana. Mari-ja-uana's bad. And it also has a very distinct smell, mmkay? I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit, and I want you all to take a smell so you know when someone is smoking mari-ja-uana near you. Mmkay, take a smell, pass it on, and when it gets back up to me, we'll finish talking about it. In the meantime, I want to get into alcohol a little, mmkay? Alcohol is bad, kay? If you drink alcohol you should uh....
Mr. Mackee has written MARIJUANA on the chalkboard
Kyle: Hey, are you guys gonna come to Ike's party this weekend?
Stan: Your little brother's having a party? Why, is it his birthday?
Kyle: No, it's his Bris.
Cartman: What the hell is a Bris?
Kyle: I don't know, but there's going to be lots of food, and a band.
Cartman: Oh, kick ass, I want to have a Bris.
Mr. Mackee: ...And so, uh, that's why alcohol is bad. Uh, has, has that mari-ja-uana made it back up here yet? No, oh, oh, okay. Let's talk about LSD. Uh, children, LSD is, is bad. It's a drug made famous by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
Mr. Mackee has written LSD on the chalkboard.
Stan: Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother presents for a Bris?
Kyle: Uh, I'm not sure.
Stan: Dude, you better find out.
Mr. Mackee: Boys, are you paying attention?
Stan: Sorry Mr. Mackee, mmkay?
Mr. Mackee: Mmkay. Now children, has that mari-ja-uana made it around yet?
[Silence]
Mr. Mackee: Uh, who, who has the mari-ja-uana now?
[Silence]
Mr. Mackee: Oh, oh, okay, whoev, whoever has the marija-uana, just pass it up to the front row, mmkay?
[Silence]
Mr. Mackee: Uhoh.