[Earthpig]

Road trip, Idaho style. 7-1-06. Greenhorn Gulch to Imperial Gulch and Fisher/Williams.

Photo 1: scottatplay (lurker only) on Imperial Gulch
Photo 2: Yours truly, same spot
Photo 3: Visicypher, same spot
Photo 4: scottatplay, Visicypher, RogerRabbit, Twisted Crank on Imperial Gulch
Photo 5: This is what Fisher Creek looks like. Yuck. Props to the ******* with their fire barrel last year. A$$hole.

 

[Earthpig]

cinnoman monkey and some art

Monkey boy (and Visicypher) on Fisher Creek and an artsy fartsy shot.

 

[Earthpig]

pure idaho

No doubt Idaho style. Two pickups, 5 bikes, 5 happy riders.

 

[Earthpig]

Oh yeah, we ran into Howley and smilycook too. Howley is sporting aboout 25 nice stitches and Ghris seemed to be having a good time tearing up Fisher Creek on his motorcycle.

 

[TwistedCrank]

Kinky sex makes the world go round

feckinsh!t

 

[TwistedCrank]

More kinky sex makes the world go round

More feckinsh!t

 

[TwistedCrank]

Even more kinky sex makes the world go round

Even more feckinsh!t

 

[BelaySlave]

Jeez...by the size of Dirk's tires, you'd think he was on a Pugsley.

 

[Visicypher]

EP at his finest

No f3lching was involved...just flatulence.

 

[Visicypher]

Less cheese please...

I'll take the poo-poo plater to go...

 

[Visicypher]

Gristle Fawna

Goat farming Greenhorn features

 

[Visicypher]

Don't ride Fischer/Williams Creek!!! It will give you horrible gas.

 

[akitadogg]

Well it may have been an idiot *******...but that stuff needed to burn sometime...in a couple years you'll be thanking him. Stuff will come back healthier than ever. And just think how the fuel load is low in that area now!

Us modern day folk seemed to have removed the role of fire from the forests. Just give a thought to what it was like pre white home boy times..nothing stopped the lightning strikes from raging. The old Indians burnt stuff left and right for their own purposes.

Nice pics though, dude....it was preburn last time I was up there and it was exceedingly lovely though invasive infested.

Thank god for fire.

 

[TwistedCrank]

Some comments

Fattties fit fine.

What's worse: the USFS with a burn management plan? Or some inbreed cooterbait gypsy dildo punk burning trash in a barrel on a breezy day?

Riding a moto simply represents the embracing of technology.

Fischer Creek with the burn has becomre a novelty act

Visicypher in bibs rips world class ones.

 

[Earthpig]

Thank god for fire.

Well, not really in this instance - thank the guy with the ember-spewing burn barrel.

 

[Visicypher]

It is feckin' hot.

The monkey is strong.

I shocked the Monkey, Piggy, Rabbit, and Twistie with my solo operatic performance of Spackle-Vida.

Confederate soldiers need to eat.

Soulcraft.

 

[Earthpig]

Some sober thoughts about yesterday's rides:

Twisted Crank can pedal the poopy out of that singlespeed. A loose headset though, does not seem to faze him.

Cinnoman monkey has to be one of the 5 or 10 fastest mountain bikers in the state. Easily. Every ride with him is an exercise in frustration and embarrassment.

Is it contradictory to flip off H2 Hummers when you're riding in a full size 4-door Chevy Silverado?

Visicypher talks of spackle and gas because he has ample amounts of both. That guy could whistle Dixie out of his a$$ if he wanted to.

Trying to chase a bunch of skinny guys on 25 lb XC bikes uphill when you're riding a 34 lb pig with fat, sticky tires is not fun, until you get to the top of the hill and they have to chase you downhill. That's fun.

The trails we rode yesterday are more suited to 25lb XC bikes. 34lbs of 5 inch coil sprung travel was too much bike.

One does not come between RogerRabbit and his Gatorade.

Mass quantities of PBR imbibed between rides also makes it difficult to catch 4 fast guys on XC bikes uphill.

Getting fat because you regularly drink mass quantities of PBR also makes it difficult to catch 4 fast guys on XC bikes uphill.

Steak fingers and salad at Ben's Crow Inn is not the best night-before-a-bike-ride food, but it will cleanse your colon quite well. It also will make you fat.

The Wood River Valley has perhaps the best network of XC trails and the most dedicated group of trail workers in the state.

Nobody should ever wear bibs without a jersey, except perhaps a really hot chick. Visicypher is anything but a hot chick.

We are blessed to live in a beautiful state with some of the best riding in the USA. All the out-of-state plates at the Williams Creek TH is evidence of that.

Mountain bike related road trips rock.

 

[Visicypher]

Determining Your Transient Time.




Here’s how to determine your transient time. First thing in the morning, drink one of the following drinks.

* one ounce of liquid chlorophyll, the juice of one lemon and 8 oz. of distilled water.

*or if you like beet juice, use 6-8 oz. of beet juice. You can buy the juice or make your own if you have a juicer.

Buy a small bottle of liquid chlorophyll that does not have peppermint added. The peppermint added has to strong of a taste for me. The cost is around $8.00

Check to see how long it takes to see green or red in your stools. This is your transient time. Average transient time is around 21 hours.

If your transient time exceeds 26 to 30 hours, then you have a mild case of constipation. If your transient time 31 to 36 you are constipated. If your transient time is 37 to 48 hour you have chronic constipation.

 

[Irishbuddha]

Transient time

Determining Your Transient Time.

Here's how to determine your transient time. First thing in the morning, drink one of the following drinks.

* one ounce of liquid chlorophyll, the juice of one lemon and 8 oz. of distilled water.

*or if you like beet juice, use 6-8 oz. of beet juice. You can buy the juice or make your own if you have a juicer.

In the west we use corn!!!!! Cost - 34 cents, outcome - priceless :thumbsup:

 

[Visicypher]

The Infamous Corn Race.