[hardrockmtn]

Okay, so even though I am a teenager and have been having the damnedest time finding girls in the South that will even hop on board a bicycle, my question lies elsewhere.

I've seen a good number of photos of bikes on the forums here with a sticker consisting of an image of a very attractive young lady (various girls, actually), and was wondering where you can purchase those. If they're window decals, I could see how that would work.

The thing is, I named both my bikes after attractive young ladies, Jamie and Michaela. With little cash, I believe it may be about time for some kind of upgrade, and putting an image with the name might give the girls something more to brag about.

Thanks guys and gals!

--Aron

PS-How DO I go about finding a girl (ages 15-18yrs, preferred) in the Southeast that doesn't complain that she battles for my time with my bikes?

 

[Nat]

I've seen a good number of photos of bikes on the forums here with a sticker consisting of an image of a very attractive young lady (various girls, actually), and was wondering where you can purchase those.

Purchase which, the stickers or the girls?

 

[crashomatic]

complaints

(a girl)... that doesn't complain that she battles for my time with my bikes?

sorry champ... they all will complain unless they themselves are afflicted with Upgradeitis, a most serious and expensive condition to treat. Quite often it can be sent into remission by a mysterious substance called Unobtanium. keep patience until you find her, you'll know when you do.

P.S. looking here probably isn't doing much for your cause, but you will get some advice that is useful and twisted and both.

 

[Bikinfoolferlife]

I've got no idea what you're talking about, is it like those playboy symbols some guys think are cool on cars or mudflaps? In any case why don't you try asking in the women's forum? You know, go to the source...

 

[formica]

I've got no idea what you're talking about, is it like those playboy symbols some guys think are cool on cars or mudflaps? In any case why don't you try asking in the women's forum? You know, go to the source...

snicker, that wasn't nice, he's just a kid.

 

[david101372]

I've seen those stickers and know exactly what you're talking about but have no idea where to find them. Try in the DH forum, I think it was one of the regulars there that posted the pics awhile back.
As for the real girls, try to block them from your mind for about 10-15 years. Let them finish making all their life mistakes and pick one up then, much cheaper that way!

 

[endurowanker]

you could start by changing your user name to rockhardmtn.

 

[E !]

get your stickers and chicks

Here's what you need to do. Go down to your local mall. Scope out the girls that work there. Preferably in the food court. What you want to find is the fuggliest(fat and ugly) chick around and mack on that. Once you are certain she has some mental disorder or lack of social skills or both, hook it up!
She'll buy you your stickers and even more. Take all her money for food and bike stuff and other crap.
Hope it works for you. Millions of others do it.

 

[ibanezrg520kid]

how about a decal of Calvin pissing on something. i'm sure you've seen plent of those on trucks.

 

[lidarman]

So you are looking for chicks with sticks? Just be confident and enjoy your life man, the ladies will come to you. I would say be responsible...but then you are a teenager and I'm not sure girlies appreciate that. If that doesn't work, buy one of the tapes in the back of the dirty mags...I'm sure they work! Forget the stickers.

 

[Don Juan]

How DO I go about finding a girl (ages 15-18yrs, preferred)?

Most men ask themselves this on a daily basis.


ok, ok...

 

[AndrewTO]

Sticker? I hardly know her!

ba-doom doom, tsch!


WHAT?!??!?!??! Someone had to say it.

 

[pimpbot]

Sticker? I hardly know her!

ba-doom doom, tsch!


WHAT?!??!?!??! Someone had to say it.

Me: I like chicks from Africa
Sidekick: Ubangi?
Me: You betcha!

 

[hardrockmtn]

my mother would kill me after reading this forum...
:eekster:

...not quite the advice i was looking for, and i don't quite like the idea of macking on the fugly chicks. malls aren't my gig. on that note, neither are fugly chicks.

i'll...uh...try the DH forum...

thanks for the..ermm..advice, guys.

 

[ibanezrg520kid]

no one is going to really help you. and hey... its always fun kissing the fat chick till a friend sees ya...

oh and i'd look for the sticker on truck websites. its a trucker thing. anything from 4x4 truck sites to big rig dump trucks and semis. that is your best bet.

 

[protolith]

The Stickers are easy,

The hot chick stickers are easy, the hot easy chicks are not.

Go to your local mall, look for a "Hot Topic" or "Hot cats" kind of store, they all seem to have the stickers you seek, and while there chat up the girls. No luck on that kind of store in your local mall, then Google it, search for "hot chick stickers" the first site should do.

my mother would kill me after reading this forum...
:eekster:

...not quite the advice i was looking for, and i don't quite like the idea of macking on the fugly chicks. malls aren't my gig. on that note, neither are fugly chicks.

i'll...uh...try the DH forum...

thanks for the..ermm..advice, guys.

 

[Don Juan]

no one is going to really help you.

Got that right. ...and IbanezKid knows a thing or two about that from firsthand experience. For a good primer on what NOT to do to get chicks (or friends on mtbr), check his previous posts.

 

[hardrockmtn]

I've just realized some strange irony in reading the replies to this post and watching Shallow Hal simultaneously.

PS-googling "hot chick stickers" as we...type.

 

[ibanezrg520kid]

Got that right. ...and IbanezKid knows a thing or two about that from firsthand experience. For a good primer on what NOT to do to get chicks (or friends on mtbr), check his previous posts.

you know you love me. come give me an e-hug :wink:

i don't have problems getting ladies. i'm fighting them and their men off

 

[ibanezrg520kid]

you must be one horny kid putting this much effort into finding hot chick stickers. just gets some porn, print it out, get a glue stick, paste to your bike, and you are done.