[Anonymous]

Second time in a decade.
It's not as bad as last time(three broken ribs, two pulled off my sturnim and a brused heart), but it still hurt. Goddamn snowsnakes!
Anasthesiologist, anasthestize thyself! I guess that means, more beer.

or was that Physissss.. heal.... yejougugujbsj.g hk...Beer! Mmmmmm.

Ouch!

 

[Bikinfoolferlife]

Guess the tree kissed back, then...sounds nasty, careful with the laughing and coughing for a while...beer definitely helps.

 

[Anonymous]

Last time it happened, was in March(1999). I took a week in Pheonix that year to watch spring training base ball. Orange blossoms happen in March, in Pheonix. I'm allergic to orange blossoms. You do the math.
It wasn't pretty.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Ya know, I just hate it when a tree jumps out into the middle of a trail for a chat with me and my bike. And what about those tire grabbing limbs.

 

[archer]

I can hear *rt*'s tree call now.

 

[Godzilla]

Be sure not to mix your painkillers with alcohol - it ruins the taste of your drink.

Remember - Vicodin first, then beer.

 

[Lumbee1]

It is bad to find out you have a problem with brake jack when you are going 30mph on bumpy terrain while grabbing the brakes with a tree standing in your way.

 

[xtrememaniak]

Trees hurt

I made a painful mistake as well. When you're racing dh and it feel like your chain fell off. Don't look down while trying to catch your buddy (try stopping then looking) I peered down looked back up and slammed face first into a small tree, which proceeded to fall in slow motion with me stuck to it and my cannondale stuck to me. Turns out I uprooted the damn thing and luckily rode off with many cuts and scrapes, nothing broken and more importantly the bike was ok.