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and their lack of creativity. There are simply too many front range dave's out there.
Let me count the Daves:
Davetoo
DaveM
Scrublover
MTBDirtEater
ignazjr
freerangechicken

It seems like for every two new front rangers I meet, one is a Dave. And I'm pretty sure I've left some off the above list, and of course it doesn't account for any ones I haven't met. So I propose you guys come up with more unique, low syllable count names. I'll help...davem, from here on out, you'll be known as Mustache (stash for short), cause we all know that's really what the M stands for. Srcublover, will forever be known lovingly as Scrubby. That's all I got for now.

Yes, I feel better.
And yes, I don't have anything going on the office right now.

Kirk "proud to be unique" Metz
 

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Hah! Good one Kirk...

But I can barely remember my current logon name :)

Soon, yes soon... all will be named DAVE. (You WILL be assimilated!)
 

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I'm technically a Dave as well, but my folks must've realized their folly early on and I always went by my middle name Scott. So while I don't contribute to the FR Dave confusion, my loyalties to the Brotherhood are still strong and true... (D)S
 

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They should have chosen from this list:

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?

Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get ONE.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!

This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate...
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.

Dr. Seuss, of course.
 

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ibmkidIII said:
and their lack of creativity. There are simply too many front range dave's out there.
Let me count the Daves:
Davetoo
DaveM
Scrublover
MTBDirtEater
ignazjr
freerangechicken

It seems like for every two new front rangers I meet, one is a Dave.
You know, they don't call me Dave for nothin', but I've been called worse. And actually the mtbdirteater used to be just dirteater before all the mtb-ing. A couple of my Ex's, now just call me dirt, so seems to be a dynamic situation. I pretty much answer to anything if there is food and beer involved though.

Dave
 
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