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Maybe 930, Highschool or secret parking next to the water tower
 

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I'm thinking about riding a unicorn through a great white shark with lasers in space and then slapping a high-five to a ewok while making out with my super hot girl. My brain is awesome.
 

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I'm thinking about riding a unicorn through a great white shark with lasers in space and then slapping a high-five to a ewok while making out with my super hot girl. My brain is awesome.
Pretty much.
 

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I only ride my unicorn on Thursdays and when I do I seek greater thrills than riding through great white sharks...I tease the T-Rex populations while hunting Ewoks with my bare hands, then return to have my hot & sexy sugar mama cook them for dinner. Then we enjoy the catch with a fine bottle of Shiraz, cause making out while Ewoks are near is just plain wrong!!
 

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i only ride my unicorn on thursdays and when i do i seek greater thrills than riding through great white sharks...i tease the t-rex populations while hunting ewoks with my bare hands, then return to have my hot & sexy sugar mama cook them for dinner. Then we enjoy the catch with a fine bottle of shiraz, cause making out while ewoks are near is just plain wrong!!
sick!
 

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It definitely was a GREAT MONDAY.

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Yep, I saw your van parked on Chavez Ranch Road. I started at the High School and went along the ridge, then descended into the canyon (Under Under the Radar?), thenOld Post (I think) to Secret Slickrock. I discovered that ducks really like macadamia flavored luna bars after I crossed Oak Creek. Then headed up Budda Beach and Templeton and then down Eazy Breazy kind of out-n-back to the highway and backtracked to Slim Shady and then up Highline and down. I wanted to do that new trail, but there wasn't enough time for me to do that and it didn't really go the direction that I wanted. There seemed to be a large group of Kiwis that I met up with up top there, but after that I just rode back to the river, crossed again, then took the short connectors to Herkenham back because I didn't want to go to the other side of the canyon. There was a trail-crew out on that trail clearing brush and doing some work. The were really nice.
 

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BYW, you might have a beaver problem.
 

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