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TRAIL KUBUKI CORNDOGGER
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I dropped by REI today to buy a map.
There, in the book section.
On the table next to the map drawer.


I was assualted by...



..hundreds of huckin Ivans.

There were little huckin Ivans in piles
There were little huckin Ivans on the bookshelves.
There were little huckin Ivans by the checkout stand.
I am going to have nightmares about hundreds of huckin Ivans.
Reads like a scary kids fairy tale don't it? Like it was written by Maurice Sendak.


Dude.



You better be getting royalties for every unit sold. If'n you're going commercial, it's the Amerikan way.



Strictly commercial



If you look closely you can look up Ivan's shorts.
 

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You vizsla owners are all bunch of fecking criminals. Or at least annoying. Almost as bad as weimeraner owners. What is it with the attraction to annoying, high string dogs?

That said, she could use that collar on me any time.

My motto - "have handcuffs, will travel."
 

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That said, she could use that collar on me any time.

My motto - "have handcuffs, will travel."
did you get a good look @ her face? the po-lice need her identified.

what's the deal with these two chicks on the right side of the screen...for this review of a cannondale..



where are their helmets! gawsh that lefty is stoopid looking
 

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Quote Garnetspur, " where are their helmets!" Who cares? Although they are posers for sure, no definition in those legs.
 

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She was doing us all a favor. I think petty theft should be encouraged.
 

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Hoh Man!

Not cool.

Stopped by the most convenient LBS to my office for a required, yet generic, bit. There, at the checkout, assaulting me yet again, were 4 or 5 huckin Ivans.


About those girls and the Cannondale. It's a well-know fact that chicks dig Lefties. What is also interesting is that lesbians dig Lefties even more.

Helmetless Lefty-riding lesbians. It's a Vivid Amerikan dream.
 

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I've totally seen that girl - and her Visla.
I'd love to check out her Vizsla.

I think these two chicks need to review my Cannondale.

Mmmm. Review.

Or, I could ask them to huck my Ivan.

That's what all the kids are calling it these days. "Hucking my Ivan." Has a bit of a ring to it, and a slight twang.

God, I loves me some twang.
 

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If you look closely you can look up Ivan's shorts."

Funny... when I was guiding in Jackson one year there was a guide that had his picture all over town with one nut hanging out... wonder how the settlement went :)
 

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And, it's simply not a party without the Naked Cowboy.

Or Ghris Fook, for that matter.
Dude,

Forget the guy in the underwear. I just want to know how you swiped Ponch's glasses from CHIPS? What next, are we going to see you on the trail in those fancy puffy motorcycle pants and boots?

When do we get the pictures from the reach around?
 
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