Is this a goof? Or do you really mean this? Because if it's the latter, that's just about the silliest 4th grade level thread I've ever read, making Stern's alleged 10th grade humor seem vastly more intelligent than your belligerant rantings.
Oh yeah, you seem to have a great handle on priorities and life in general. Perhaps it's time to invest in a saddle. That seatpost you seem to be riding on appears to be wedged fairly deep in your sphincter.My only question to him would be "do you ride?"