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So girls... In light of our regular onslaught of pickup lines in our WL, what do you say we give those boys a taste of their medicine?

Should we post in GD or "PASSION"?
 

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I must be a boring old broad these days. Confession: I'd really rather we all went riding Saturday, then came back and wrote about it while sipping beer post- shower at the keyboard. The only pictures required would be of the accrued injuries with accompanying story line, so much the better if there are good trail/landscape shots.

Lady's choice.
 

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might be funner to wait and act enchanted the next time joe doofus comes in with pick up lines.

"I'd LOVE to bike with you. What time shall we meet and I'll be wearing the teeny tiny pink leopard skin lycra halter top and matching hair ribbon. People say I look like Pamela Anderson except I'm way younger than her. I'm so excited to meet someone who can help me out with my bike 'cause it really ruins the manicure"
 

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"I'd really rather we all went riding Saturday, then came back and wrote about it while sipping beer post- shower at the keyboard."

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one who did this after each ride!! Instead of beer, though, I'm eating dinner.

Impy, that is a great idea! We should all adopt a bimbette persona just for those posts, and "fight" each other for the dope's attention. We would all happen to be from HIS city, under 30, hot and horny as hell. :D

Unfortunately, this might inspire other guys to barge in and be jerks. Maybe we could spring the Bulk-Sized Tampax Box on them at the last moment.
 

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Christine said:
"I'd really rather we all went riding Saturday, then came back and wrote about it while sipping beer post- shower at the keyboard."

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one who did this after each ride!! Instead of beer, though, I'm eating dinner.

Impy, that is a great idea! We should all adopt a bimbette persona just for those posts, and "fight" each other for the dope's attention. We would all happen to be from HIS city, under 30, hot and horny as hell. :D

Unfortunately, this might inspire other guys to barge in and be jerks. Maybe we could spring the Bulk-Sized Tampax Box on them at the last moment.
don't forget measurements, bra cup size, natural or silicon, and sexual proclivities. ( can we do that here?)

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Christine said:
Impy, that is a great idea! We should all adopt a bimbette persona just for those posts, and "fight" each other for the dope's attention. We would all happen to be from HIS city, under 30, hot and horny as hell. :D
That would be suuuuuuuuuuuper but could you mix in someone just OVER 30 for me?

Thanks!

I ask for so little...
 

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uh-oh

We've got the dogs sniffing around for some cheap thrills already......

Quick! Throw that big box of tampons into this thread! :D
 

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I agree

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I must be a boring old broad these days. Confession: I'd really rather we all went riding Saturday, then came back and wrote about it while sipping beer post- shower at the keyboard. The only pictures required would be of the accrued injuries with accompanying story line, so much the better if there are good trail/landscape shots.

Lady's choice.
I choose to ignore.There is enough uglieness in life. I don't want to add to it.
Donna
 

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Christine said:
We've got the dogs sniffing around for some cheap thrills already......

Quick! Throw that big box of tampons into this thread! :D
Dang, I actually could've used a few earlier today, I had to go to the high pressure car wash to clean the mud, rocks and Pedro's citrus cleaner off me and my bike!

Hahahahahahahhaahhaahahha
 

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bulletbob said:
Dang, I actually could've used a few earlier today, I had to go to the high pressure car wash to clean the mud, rocks and Pedro's citrus cleaner off me and my bike!

Hahahahahahahhaahhaahahha
Not only does this make no sense, but its a really bad idea to clean your bike off in a high pressure car wash. Isn't that like rule #1 of bike maintenence? Geez.

PS for bob: tampax is inserted IN the body, and would make a rather poor device to wipe one's bike off as it is a little cotton cylinder.
 

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What a load of crap!! Why is it that a woman could post a thread seeking a riding partner and be treated with respect and as a respectable human being, but if a male posts a respectable thread his intentions are looked at as being a womanizing idiot with bad intentions. Sounds like a double standard to me! And by the way this is an open forum website, women post in other forums and are treated with respect so why are men not as welcomed. It's like some secret society or something, maybe your secrets might be revealed OH NO NOT THAT!! And by the way alot of you are quick to judge and assume every male that posts is trying to get into your bike shorts, you must be pretty conceited. Like the coach said in the movie ( The Bad News Bears) never ass-u-me anything, then you make an ass- out of -u- and -me ! Ok you quick witted women let the man hating begin!!! :p
 

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fresh meat to the lions!

First of all, the guys come in here saying stuff like, "It's so hard to find a mtb chick that's good-looking around here. Where all da hotties at, yo?" Especially when it turns out they're already attached.

Secondly, it's called "Women's Lounge," where we can discuss subjects like menstruation without shocking the general MTBR population, or stuff like cooking cakes w/a MTB theme. If I brought up the subject of "trail themed cakes" among my male riding buddies, they'd give me a LOOK followed by confounded silence. And I don't dare bring up menstruation with them. Notice that the forum is not titled "Ladies' Night Happy Hour" or "Single Women Looking for Male Riding Partners." We come here for a little privacy and understanding, not to be elitist.

There's nothing wrong with wanting a BF or GF who bikes. But that happens naturally. The more groups you ride with, the more people you meet, the more likely you are to make a connection with one of them. Especially considering how geographically diverse this website is.

Also, when I see how explosive and immature some of the responses are, I cringe to think what some poor woman would've had to endure meeting up with such a guy. I've got more than enough nightmare dating stories NOT to tell my grandkids, thank you.
 

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... and there seems to be a minority of mature, thoughtful men that seem genuinely concerned and interested in the biking experince of the women in thier lives... they are more than welcome if you ask me, but no one did. ;-_

Why is it that a woman could post a thread seeking a riding partner and be treated with respect and as a respectable human being,
Did someone? Were they? post a link to the thread, please....
 

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yeah really

Locally, I ride with guys who post their desire to just go for a ride. I know even if I'm meeting them alone, their intentions were to ride, and because the ride was posted, I'm not worried about it.

I've ridden with one guy who seemed nice enough, who would later start to flirt big-time......only for him to admit later he's been married for years AND has kids. D'OH!! Guess he kinda forgot!

Once met a guy during a ride who flirted with me and vice versa.......and then vanished into thin air, never to be heard from again.

There are more examples, not all of which were so bad. If women posted that they were searching for a male riding partner, it would invite e-mails asking for our measurements.

I've decided it's just not worth it. If there's chemistry, a relationship will happen gradually. In fact, I don't even bother to flirt anymore. We womenfolk have all the male riding buddies we need. You guys just need to be more patient, and 1) accept that you may end up with a non-MTB woman or 2) be willing to let things happen gradually. We would advise against 3), trying to force non-MTB GF into becoming a MTB GF.

FWIW, I can't get ANY of my friends to try mtb. They won't even take me up on a nice ride through the park just down the block. :rolleyes: What can ya do.
 

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Impy said:
Not only does this make no sense, but its a really bad idea to clean your bike off in a high pressure car wash. Isn't that like rule #1 of bike maintenence? Geez.

PS for bob: tampax is inserted IN the body, and would make a rather poor device to wipe one's bike off as it is a little cotton cylinder.
I know it's not supposed to be a the thing to do but the crud I was riding in which is, weathered granite full of quartz, mica and other cool stuff, was jammed into every nook and cranny on me and my bike. The quartz and mica was all over everything and made my gloves and tires actually shiny. The bizarre part of the stuff is that it acts and feels like 20 grit sandpaper. It actually wore down my brake pads a little bit with the sandpaper effect and I had to take my rear brake cable and sleeve apart to clean it out because it stopped working from the junk in it. Of course I COULD just clean my bike more often but where's the fun in that????????

Ok I'm leaving now, I've had my fun. Any hot, single chicks can pm me!

Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

J/k
 

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I love your avatar.

formica said:
don't forget measurements, bra cup size, natural or silicon, and sexual proclivities. ( can we do that here?)

formica
What do you think of mine?

Just playing with the "pickup" lines. I thought it was fitting, giving the topic.
 
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