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Chuck Norris vs. Highline

  • Chuck Norris, MIA, Karate and Texas Ranger

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  • Highline, 888, Saint and 1 ring up front.

    Votes: 21 43.8%
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Who would win? Why?
 

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Chuck Norris would win, its simple really. Because he is Chuck Norris.

Sorry Highline, you can take on the RFX anyday!
 

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But the pedaling? It pedals lighter than it really is, that's got to count for something! (plus, Highline is wining so far!)


Comment from other ride this weekend in Sedona when I was mentioning the pedaling-ability of the Highline: "Does it ever stop?"

No, it never stops.
 

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Because the trail flattens out for Chuck Norris, he doesn't need the suspension to soak up continuous chunk or huge drops!
 

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Captain Snakebite said:
Who else has a fist in his beard?
True, but:
 

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See the thing is Chuck Norris can ride a Highline, but a Highline cant ride Chuck Norris...
 

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You're all wrong! Everytime a Highline catches air, Chuck Norris tosses David Hasselhoff's salad.
 

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El Chingon said:
You're all wrong! Everytime a Highline catches air, Chuck Norris tosses David Hasselhoff's salad.
HAHA So Gross. Thanks for that... :nono:
 

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YoPawn said:
Chuck's tears cure cancer.

Too bad he's never cried. :D

How many snapped beards has Chuck had?
This is potentially the funniest thing ever. I'll probably still be laughing about this at around this time tomorrow. Admittedly, I'm easily enertained . . . .
 

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a 1.5 and can't take an Avalanche.
 

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I hear it's tapered for 1.999% better penetration, and as far as dampers, I also hear he prefers Double Barrels
 

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