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arrr me e-mateys. Friday upon ye. Time for ye to take vixen...
AVAST. me be givin da lines. Now ye be smartly and repeat for good ol time

Lasses, Be ye ready to surrender.....arrr

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.

You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted.

That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That's some treasure chest you've got there.
 

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SHIVER ME TIMBERS said:
arrr me e-mateys. Friday upon ye. Time for ye to take vixen...
AVAST. me be givin da lines. Now ye be smartly and repeat for good ol time

Lasses, Be ye ready to surrender.....arrr

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin�, I�m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use �

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don�t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You�re drinking a Salty Dog? How�d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I�ve sailed the seven seas, and you�re the sleekest schooner I�ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? � Oh, wait. That�s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That�s the finest pirate booty I�ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That�s some treasure chest you�ve got there.
I cant believe you didnt use a "peg leg" line.... :rolleyes:
 

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freeriderizzle said:
That's my girl...she made me take down the second pic because her nipples were showing.
Sorry.
repost i missed it then take it off again
 

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Arrrgh! This pirate needs not such literary farce-icles and tall tales............

All ye lasses be needin' from EIO, is a glimpse of thee sea monster in me lower deck........Arrrggh!
 
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