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I was riding alone this morning. I hit a wet bridge and my tires slipped. As I was flying headfirst off the bridge into the water, the thought flashed through my head that this was going to suck.
The water was little more than a foot deep, but that's all it takes when you find yourself in it upside-down. I got a mouth full of swampy water and my every instinct told me to get myself right-side up, then out of the water. But my only thoughts were of my iphone, which was in my back jersey pocket.
I was soaked through, from head to toe, but somehow my jacket must have protected my phone, because it survived. It was 45 degrees Fahrenheit, however, so that was the end of my ride.