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Twas the night after Christmas and all through the forum,
Many Homers aint riding, some beechin’, no decorum,
Silly season set in, cabin fever, gettin lazy,
Surf the net, order parts, hit the bottle, things are hazy,
Been a tough year for many with little to show,
Thank gawd for MTB, cause without it things would blow,
Throw a leg over a Turner, whether it be Spot or Flux,
Hittin’ gnar or trail, not so bad, doesn’t sux.

Jaybo123 is still able to ride way down south,
It’s a shame that he suffers from diarrhea of the mouth,
No more whining or groveling, it’s become quite the joke,
Stick to riding and photos and keep bringing the stoke,
Chumbaemo’s poor behavior only got him some coal,
In his stocking, a demotion or a lesser role,
Just shut the pie hole, stop diluting a good brand,
Cause customers are happy and some need a hand,
Toss Suss Facts away, just ask Dave, Dave, and Jayem,
Doods do know their stuff, just sayin.

If you have doubts ‘bout Ddub, at El C’s post you should peep,
Like his prison bunkmate on viagra, Ddub Spot’s stiff and deep,
Homers tried the dual links, some new and some old,
It converted skeptics, Horst fans, even White Gold,
Perfect 10 is a benchmark for the ultimate tail,
Though some used that to describe Ddub Spot on the trail,
As for me, haven’t tried one, still have an old stable,
Just a matter of time, will do the 2010 Spot when able,
Superstock showed the new Spot ripping the downs,
It’ll more than do ‘til the next RFX comes round,
When she does, it’ll sure be a thriller,
It is expected to be a category killer,
The new RFX’s traits were nailed by AirWreck,
A flying macheen, Gnar-eating manners, as specs.

A big highlight this year, was CC, Natty Champ,
Cool to have him, Pars and Squish stay in camp,
Normal Joes, smokin Camels, just riding the prairie,
Roeder should man-up, give due props, what a fairy,
Expect Team Balsac to defend Sol Vista next year,
Riding a fugly, obsolete DHR, drinkin’ beer,
If you feel like makin a trip to the Rockies, out West,
Post at Nats, cheer CC, take a spin, it’s the best.

Speaking of old, ridden hard, sometimes weird,
Not the same around here without Tidy Beard.
Long lost Homers have been missed, just post once in awhile,
Their knowledge, stoke, and humor sure make us smile,
On Tscheezy, on Zilla, Trail Advent, Cactus Corn,
With you guys great photos, gear, and wrenching are norm,
Alas this past summer, Jerk Chicken was canned,
He was hardcore but should not have been banned,
Even Aqua & Fo, while this forum they do snub,
Now both of them retards are on Sultans, full D-dub.

Tis’ the season for good tidings to all our good friends,
Share a ride, fill a glass, raise a toast, make amends,
In the New Year, let’s try to hike up the board,
Give back and we’ll get a bigger reward,
Whether you ride an old horse or are all about bling,
Help noobs or take kids biking, it’s a good thing,
Or just carry a camera and learn how to shoot,
Get in more trail time, all else is moot,
I’ll make effort to get in more action, all should,
That said, no need to be Tiger Woods,
(What’s the difference between Tiger and Santa, ya know?
The big guy always stops after three Ho’s)
Back OT, bike and be happy, simple fact,
Stop moanin’, build trail, do good when you act,
If you happened to ride while sporting a boner,
Then life is good, cause you’re a true Homer.
 

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moosehead said:
Twas the night after Christmas and all through the forum,
Many Homers aint riding, some beechin', no decorum,
Silly season set in, cabin fever, gettin lazy,
Surf the net, order parts, hit the bottle, things are hazy,
Been a tough year for many with little to show,
Thank gawd for MTB, cause without it things would blow,
Throw a leg over a Turner, whether it be Spot or Flux,
Hittin' gnar or trail, not so bad, doesn't sux.

Jaybo123 is still able to ride way down south,
It's a shame that he suffers from diarrhea of the mouth,
No more whining or groveling, it's become quite the joke,
Stick to riding and photos and keep bringing the stoke,
Chumbaemo's poor behavior only got him some coal,
In his stocking, a demotion or a lesser role,
Just shut the pie hole, stop diluting a good brand,
Cause customers are happy and some need a hand,
Toss Suss Facts away, just ask Dave, Dave, and Jayem,
Doods do know their stuff, just sayin.

If you have doubts 'bout Ddub, at El C's post you should peep,
Like his prison bunkmate on viagra, Ddub Spot's stiff and deep,
Homers tried the dual links, some new and some old,
It converted skeptics, Horst fans, even White Gold,
Perfect 10 is a benchmark for the ultimate tail,
Though some used that to describe Ddub Spot on the trail,
As for me, haven't tried one, still have an old stable,
Just a matter of time, will do the 2010 Spot when able,
Superstock showed the new Spot ripping the downs,
It'll more than do 'til the next RFX comes round,
When she does, it'll sure be a thriller,
It is expected to be a category killer,
The new RFX's traits were nailed by AirWreck,
A flying macheen, Gnar-eating manners, as specs.

A big highlight this year, was CC, Natty Champ,
Cool to have him, Pars and Squish stay in camp,
Normal Joes, smokin Camels, just riding the prairie,
Roeder should man-up, give due props, what a fairy,
Expect Team Balsac to defend Sol Vista next year,
Riding a fugly, obsolete DHR, drinkin' beer,
If you feel like makin a trip to the Rockies, out West,
Post at Nats, cheer CC, take a spin, it's the best.

Speaking of old, ridden hard, sometimes weird,
Not the same around here without Tidy Beard.
Long lost Homers have been missed, just post once in awhile,
Their knowledge, stoke, and humor sure make us smile,
On Tscheezy, on Zilla, Trail Advent, Cactus Corn,
With you guys great photos, gear, and wrenching are norm,
Alas this past summer, Jerk Chicken was canned,
He was hardcore but should not have been banned,
Even Aqua & Fo, while this forum they do snub,
Now both of them retards are on Sultans, full D-dub.

Tis' the season for good tidings to all our good friends,
Share a ride, fill a glass, raise a toast, make amends,
In the New Year, let's try to hike up the board,
Give back and we'll get a bigger reward,
Whether you ride an old horse or are all about bling,
Help noobs or take kids biking, it's a good thing,
Or just carry a camera and learn how to shoot,
Get in more trail time, all else is moot,
I'll make effort to get in more action, all should,
That said, no need to be Tiger Woods,
(What's the difference between Tiger and Santa, ya know?
The big guy always stops after three Ho's)
Back OT, bike and be happy, simple fact,
Stop moanin', build trail, do good when you act,
If you happened to ride while sporting a boner,
Then life is good, cause you're a true Homer.
:thumbsup: :cornut:
 

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Living in ignorance must be bliss- good for you....especially when you're the rare character on mtbr who is also despised by your local riders. They must be so impressed by your skills.
The "everypeople" that you speak of ride in CO, ALOT! Go figure:rolleyes:

BTW... I bet you own a pair of those cool Argyle socks:thumbsup:
 

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Oh, my bad- I thought you were referring to your "skills" where you manage to be despised on the internet and in real life. I didn't realize you were talking about how incredibly gnar you are. That has to make you so proud...and I'm sure those around you are duly impressed as well..well done!
 

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DEWly noted

Flyer said:
Oh, my bad- I thought you were referring to your "skills" where you manage to be despised on the internet and in real life. I didn't realize you were talking about how incredibly gnar you are. That has to make you so proud...and I'm sure those around you are duly impressed as well..well done!
Keep up, would ya?:rolleyes:

Funny how you didn't answer that sock question:lol:
 

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Hey, don't be bitter just because your attemtps to get a free bike by manipulating Alan at Chumba bikes didn't work out. It isn't working out with Turner either. Maybe try the Ibex forum....I hear the prices are killer. I appreciate your interest in my sock collection, though you will be dissapointed none are in your favorite Argyle pattern. Since you're obviously intrigued by them, I'll keep an eye out for a pair in 2010.
 

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Hey, don't be bitter just because your attemtps to get a free bike by manipulating Alan at Chumba bikes didn't work out. It isn't working out with Turner either. Maybe try the Ibex forum....I hear the prices are killer. I appreciate your interest in my sock collection, though you will be dissapointed none are in your favorite Argyle pattern. Since you're obviously intrigued by them, I'll keep an eye out for a pair in 2010.
I'm going to entertain your accusation just this once so pay attention!

Never at any time was there a discussion about FREE. I offered to "test" a new bike they were designing. Subsequently I was shot down.

This thing with Turnerbikes evolved from all of the discussion about the 5spot replacing the RFX. It's rubbish and it's just another marketing scheme to move product. Not unlike the move from FSR to TNT. Although, I give DT huge credit for settling on the design and sticking it to the man. Even though it probably had zero affect on the bottom line for Spez. The DW appears to be DT/DW's way of "professing" thier 'pro-core' business skills, but at a compromise to some of his most faithful followers...IMO.

Betcha I just ruined that free frame. I hope DT already threw it in the mail:eek:

Get it, got it?...GOOD!

I'm going ridin'...you?

I appreciated the sock gesture, but no thanx all the same;)
 

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.... please excuse Mtn123's incessant clamoring, as he and Jaybo have less than a week left in qualifying for mtbr "Douche of the Year" award.
They were going to call it the "since-I-don't-own-a-dw-it-must-be-crap-and-nobody-else-could-possibly-own-a-bike-that-performs-as-well-as-mine" award, but settled on DOTY instead.
 

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Mtn. Biker123 said:
I'm going to entertain your accusation just this once so pay attention!

Never at any time was there a discussion about FREE. I offered to "test" a new bike they were designing. Subsequently I was shot down.

This thing with Turnerbikes evolved from all of the discussion about the 5spot replacing the RFX. It's rubbish and it's just another marketing scheme to move product. Not unlike the move from FSR to TNT. Although, I give DT huge credit for settling on the design and sticking it to the man. Even though it probably had zero affect on the bottom line for Spez. The DW appears to be DT/DW's way of "professing" thier 'pro-core' business skills, but at a compromise to some of his most faithful followers...IMO.

Betcha I just ruined that free frame. I hope DT already threw it in the mail:eek:

Get it, got it?...GOOD!

I'm going ridin'...you?

I appreciated the sock gesture, but no thanx all the same;)
wow, i never knew you offered to test the new chumba. glad you cleared that up. maybe alan was afraid that you are far too gnar to test out any bike and that your terrain is way too challenging for the average rider or bike. i'm so impressed by your skills now that i see alan was afraid to let you test his new evo. it is very nice of you to offer your mad skillz to manufacturers for testing. that's very noble of you as nm obviously has the raddest terain and also your super gnar skillz on top of that just make for a killer combo. i say forget the douche of the year award and just head stright out to pick up your mtb philanthhropist of the year award. you are so very deserving as you obviously are pushing the boundaries of mtbing worldwide. whistler better look out as nm is going to become the new mtb mecca 4sure with you as it's most gnarcore advocate. can't wait till the wc circuit shows up as all other tracks out there must pale in comparison to the challenge of your trails.

which is it though? turner bikes rule or turner is a sellout for going dt. you seem to change post to post and i am losing track of which one is winning. can you clear that up?
 

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Nice cover on the Chumba story- it was pretty obvious you wanted a heavily discounted bike. Don't flatter yourself- you're no tester and they can do far better. You were simply harrasing Alan and hoping to get something for nothing. it didn't work because Alan, as dumb as he is, figured it out and wanted to have nothing to do with you. Maybe he isn't that dumb after all, even if it took him a few extra days to figure out what we already knew.
 

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Mtn123 has that award already. As nuts as Jaybo can be, he isn't as devious and unpleasant as this joker and he doesn't really try to use the forum and posts to get free stuff from manufacturers. Oh, he also doesn't pretend to be a "tester" of any sort. Sorry but Jaybo just cannot be Douche of the Year!:p

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.... please excuse Mtn123's incessant clamoring, as he and Jaybo have less than a week left in qualifying for mtbr "Douche of the Year" award.
They were going to call it the "since-I-don't-own-a-dw-it-must-be-crap-and-nobody-else-could-possibly-own-a-bike-that-performs-as-well-as-mine" award, but settled on DOTY instead.
 

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Flyer said:
Mtn123 has that award already. As nuts as Jaybo can be, he isn't as devious and unpleasant as this joker and he doesn't really try to use the forum and posts to get free stuff from manufacturers. Oh, he also doesn't pretend to be a "tester" of any sort. Sorry but Jaybo just cannot be Douche of the Year!:p
Well then, it looks like we have our 2009 DOTY winner: Mtn.Douche123
 
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